UNasim Pedrad kunye noJamie Lee Curtis kwi Khwaza Queens . (Tsiba iBolen / FOX) Owu, Khwaza Queens Isiqendu sesithathu. Yinto engaqhelekanga, ehlekisayo isiqendu esincinci owawukho. Umncinci kangakanani umphuhlise iyelenqe. Ihlekisa kangakanani iziqhulo zakho. Kodwa indlela endikonwabele ngayo.
Ukuba undibuze ukuba kwenzeka ntoni kanye kanye kwesi siqendu, andinakukuxelela. Akukho ncinane. Kwakukho iisetyana ezininzi, kwaye njengoko bekulindelekile, kuninzi ukukhala. Kodwa esi siqendu sisebenza njengokuseta ngakumbi kwimigca yeqonga elizayo nakwithiyori yabalandeli ngaphezulu kwayo nayiphi na enye into.
Ndiza kuqala ngeyona ndawo intle: ukulandelelana kokulwa phakathi kwe-Chad's fraternity and not one, but Mbini Iidemon eziBomvu. Injalo loo nto, abantu ababini bagqibe ekubeni badibane, banxibe i-latex ebomvu eqaqambileyo, kunye nabantu ababulala nge-chainsaws. Cinga ngolungelelwaniso olumele ukuthatha-iintlanganiso ekumele ukuba babenazo, ukulungelelanisa ezo suti kufuneka ukuba zazifuneka. Andiyonto yokuqikelela, kodwa i-methinks uRyan Murphy unokuba nolunye uhlobo lwe-latex fetish (Indoda yeRubber I-AHS: Indlu yokubulala, naku kuwe).
UChad ukrokrela ukuba uBoone akazange azibulale (ibali elihanjiswe nguDean Munsch), kodwa kunoko wabulawa nguMtyholi oBomvu. UChad ucebisa kubudlelwane bakhe ukuba bazingele umrhanelwa. Umbono wamkelwe ngokufudumeleyo-siyayazi le nto, kuba abazalwana abathandekayo bayancwina ngokuvuya. Andazi ukuba ngubani owenza lo mboniso, kodwa benze umsebenzi omkhulu. Zange khe ndive iilps zobudoda obunje ngalo lonke ixesha lam.
Nangona kulungile ukulahla, nangona kunjalo, uyilo lwesinxibo yeyona nto ikhanya kolu luhlu. Amakhwenkwe ahonjiswe ngeengubo ezimhlophe qwa. Kukho ii-fedora ezichaphazelekayo. I-frat ithathe isigqibo sokubhadula ezitalatweni, ibetha nantoni na ebomvu ngamabhola e-baseball. Nangona kunjalo, iiRed Devils zikhawuleza zibonise. Amalulwane e-baseball awanakho ukukhuphisana nezixhobo ezikhethiweyo ze-Devils (i-chainsaws), kwaye abazalwana abathandekayo baqonda ngokukhawuleza ukuba bakwimeko embi.
Ewe, hayi ngokukhawuleza ngokwaneleyo. Omnye umzalwana akaphulukani nomnye kuphela, kodwa zombini iingalo zakhe emfazweni. Ihlazo, eneneni, ukunqumla isuti entle emhlophe yokulandela umkhondo. I-RIP, umzalwana ongenamlenze ongenamlenze. Ulwe umlo olungileyo. (Ndiyathemba ngasese ukuba usindile ukuze abalise ibali. Cinga ukuba yeyiphi into ebalisa ngobomi bakhe! Ukuchwethezwa, kunjalo, ngomnye umntu. Ngenxa yeengalo zakhe ezingekhoyo.)
Kodwa ndiyaphuma. Esi siqendu sinomxholo ophantsi kwee-chainsaws ziyingozi, kwaye sikwabonisa nokubulala! UMtyholi oBomvu (s) uyisebenzisela ukubulala kwesi siqendu. Utata kaGrace ongakholekiyo uthe phithi yiyo I-Texas Chainsaw Massacre . UZayday ugcina i-chainsaw ngaphantsi kombhede wakhe. I-Coney (mascot ejonge ukubuyisela uMtyholi oBomvu), isarha ngokungxamisekileyo. Andinakumangaliswa ukuba le yayiyimbonakalo ecekeceke kancinci kumkhankaso weKony 2012. Ndiyacinga nje apha, kodwa kuthekani ukuba uKony unguMtyholi oBomvu? URyan Murphy, uyinja ecekeceke. Jonga wena, kwezopolitiko. Ngapha koko, RIP Coney (mascot, hayi olwaphulo mthetho lwemfazwe. Ndingalunga xa eswelekile).
Ndingaba ndisebenzisa uKony ukufihla ingxoxo yangaphakathi-andazi ukuba kungakanani ukugxeka umboniso. Yinkampu kakhulu, kunzima ukuyithatha ngokungathí sina kwaye uyihlalutye njengenkqubo ethembekileyo. Thatha, umzekelo, xa uZayday noGrace bekrokrela uChanel # 2 ebulewe, ke Bhabhela eBel Air ukuze bathethe nabazali bakhe . Abanayo iklasi? Kutheni abazali bakaChanel # 2 bengaqhakamshelani namapolisa? Kutheni le nto bayishiya ifikelela kumantombazana amabini akwishumi elivisayo, nawo abhekisa kwintombi yabo njengoChanel # 2?
Ukudideka akupheleli apho. Kutheni emhlabeni ababhali besusa umva kaHester? U-Lea Michele ukhanya kumqolo wakhe wangasemva. Ngokufuziselayo, kodwa nangokoqobo, kuba zininzi kakhulu iintsimbi ukubonisa ukukhanya. Yinto emenze ukuba abe ngumdlali weqonga endimthandayo kumdlalo. Kwaye ngoku bahamba bamenzela iChanel # 6. Sala kakuhle ngonaphakade, Hester. Molo, Chanel # 6.
Esi siqendu sabonakala singekho uGrace kunye noChanel. Ndicinga ukuba emva kwenkulumbuso yeeyure ezimbini, ababhali bagqiba kwelokuba bathathe ikhefu kubalinganiswa babo abaphambili. Kwaye ndiyayibulela loo nto, kuba abalinganiswa abancinci banomdla ngakumbi.
Thatha, umzekelo, Chanel # 3. Utyhila kuSam (udade obhalwe umvambo, udade othandana nabathandana nabanye, kwabo bangalunganga ngamagama) ukuba utata wakhe nguCharles Manson-wakhulelwa kutyelelo lokutshata. Ngoku lelo libali langemva ndingathanda ukuphinda ndingene kulo. Nangona mhlawumbi ingekuko ukubuyela umva ndingathanda ukukubona. Ndingathanda, nangona kunjalo, ndithanda ukwazi ukuba kutheni iChanel # 3 ihlala inxibe ii-muffs zeendlebe.
Kwaye ngalo nto, kutheni wonke umntu ekulo mboniso enxibe uhlobo oluthile lomnqwazi oneendlebe kuwo? UZayday unxibe iMickey Mouse efashoni. I-Chanel # 5 yeendlebe zeeperile zeendlebe zeeperile. Ngaba uRyan Murphy unendlebe naye?
Phakathi kokukhawuleza (kwaye kubonakala ngathi kuyaphikisana) ukutsiba ujikeleze umlinganiswa uye kubalinganiswa, bekukho amaxesha wokuma kwesiqendu. UGigi kunye noMlawuli baya kwindlu yaseKappa phantsi kokwenza ngathi bakhusela amantombazana-xa aba babini babelana kwigumbi elinye, iDean idlala umatshini omhlophe onengxolo enerekhodi ezinje ngeminxeba yomnenga kunye nohlaselo loqalo kumsindo uGigi. UDenise (ukujika okumangalisayo kukaNicey Nash njengonogada ongafanelekanga) uba lilizwi elinqabileyo lesizathu samantombazana; xa uGrace noZayday besilwa malunga nokuba akukho gazi na kwikhaphethi yeChanel # 2, uDenise ugxeka amantombazana (kunye nazo zonke iinkwenkwezi zefilimu ezothusayo, njengombandela), ngenxa yobudenge babo. Uyazi ukuba zingaphi izihlandlo ze ketchup? uyadanduluka. Njenge, zero yepesenti yexesha.
Kwaye, njengebhonasi yokugqibela: uPete, uGrace otyumkileyo otyumkileyo / naye owayengumbulali wayekwiskrini nje ngokufutshane, kungoko simbona encwina ukubulala kwakhe okungaginyisi mathe kangangezihlandlo ezithathu. Ndingacinga ukuba impumelelo.
