UAlex Anfanger kunye noLenny Jacobson kwi Ixesha Elikhulu eHollywood, FL Kukangaphi oku kwenzeka kuwe?
Umhlobo wakho:
Yima. Awubonanga [isihloko somboniso weTV] ??
Wena:
(uyancwina)
Hayi, ndiyazi. Wonke umntu uthi yinyani ngokwenene—
Lowo Omnye uMhlobo ongazange ahlawulele iCab:
KUFUNEKA uyibone, [igama lakho]. Kuyafana, kuyamangalisa.
Wena:
(uyancwina)
Ewe. Ndiyazi.
Umhlobo wakho:
Njengo, AMAZING emangalisayo.
Wena:
Kulungile, ndiyayifumana.
Laa mfo unguMhlobo kaMike ngaphezu koMntu wakho kwaye ngubani omthiyileyo ukuba yedwa:
Ndinomona kakhulu wokuba ubukele [isihloko somboniso weTV] okokuqala.
Wena:
(uyancwina)
Kulungile.
KWIMINYAKA EMIBINI MVA
Wena :
Owu thixo wam, ekugqibeleni ndibukele [isihloko somboniso weTV]! Iyamangalisa.
Lowo Mhlobo Wakho:
Ndiyayazi kulungile? Sikuxelele ke!
Wena :
Ewe, kodwa andizange ndiqonde ukuba kufana ne-AMAZING emangalisayo.
Lowo Mhlobo:
Ndiwathethile ngokoqobo la mazwi ngqo kuwe.
Wena:
Ewe, kodwa bendingazi ukuba uthetha njengo-AMAZING AMAZING emangalisayo.
Bonke Abahlobo Bakho Ngaphandle KoRob Osekho Eseholideyini Ngaphandle Kokuba Engazange Abenamsebenzi, Abazali baKhe kufuneka babe zizityebi kunokuba ubucinga.
( ukuncwina)
Ewe, irhoxisiwe ngoku.
Xa kufikwa kumabonwakude, okwangoku sijongana neentloni zobutyebi. Okwangoku, kukho imiboniso bhanyabhanya eyoneleyo ye-AMAZING eyoneleyo yokuba umntu ophakathi akanazo iiyure ezoneleyo ebomini bakhe ukuba azibukele zonke. Ngelixa kubonakala kuyinto entle, ilifu lemvula kule nto yesilivere kukuba le nto yenza ukuba kube nzima ngakumbi kwimiboniso emitsha ukufumana abaphulaphuli. Kutheni uchitha ixesha lakho ubukele umboniso omtsha ocebise abantu abangamakhulu kuwe, ngelixa ungakhange ubukele omnye umboniso lowo amawaka Abantu banconyelwe kuwe? Ukuba umboniso omtsha ulungile ngokwenyani, unokuwufumana xa uhlasela ixesha lesi-5.
Kodwa wenza njani umboniso omtsha wokwenene ukuba ufike kwixesha lesi-5 xa umhobe wangoku wesizukulwana sethu…. Yonwabise eyakho amaxesha okubonisa undixelela ukuba ndibukele nini iTV. Isiqendu esitsha sidlala ngoLwesithathu ngo-10: 30 ebusuku? Hayi ayenzi njalo. Isiqendu ngasinye sidlala emva kweenyanga ezintathu kwilaptop yam nge-11 kusasa ngeCawa ngelixa bendisitya ukutya kwasebusuku izolo.
Lo mhobe, kunye nokuba nzima kakhulu ukuya kwiingoma, sisizathu sokuba umboniso omkhulu ngokwenene uza kufa. Ixesha Elikhulu EHollywood, eFlorida Ngumdlalo wokuqala wokuhlekisa odlalwayo. Iveliswe nguBen Stiller Kwaye yabhalwa nguDan Schimpf kunye noAlex Anfanger, umboniso ujikeleze abazalwana ababini / abafuna ukuba ngabenzi bemiboniso bhanya-bhanya kwiminyaka yabo yamashumi amabini (edlalwa nguAnfanger noLenny Jacobson). Kwisiqendu sokuqala, abazali babo bababuza ngembeko ukuba baphume endlwini. Kwisiqendu sokugqibela sexesha lokuqala, aba bazalwana babini babanjwa embindini wokudubula phakathi kwe-FBI kunye neqela leziyobisi. Uhambo phakathi kwala manqaku mabini kufanelekile ukuba uhlehlise ukubonwa kwakho Iimpazamo eziPhezulu .
Akukho myalelo uthile, nantsi into ethe gqa gingxi yeziganeko ezenzeka kwiinzala zabazalwana kwi-seedy underbelly yaseHollywood, eFlorida. Amakhwenkwe ngempazamo afumana iziyobisi (edlalwa nguBen Stiller) adutyulwe phantse amaxesha angama-500. Umtya onxibe i-Cuba Gooding Jr. uthwebula i-cocaine ethengwe ngeedola ezingama-50 azibile kuSteven Spielberg. UJason Alexander uthi uFuck Seinfeld embindini wokuxoxa ngeprojekthi yakhe yamva nje, ukurhweba ngabantu. Ngelixa libonakala ngathi alikho mgaqweni, zonke ezi ziganeko zinxibelelana ngokufanelekileyo ngaphakathi komxholo webali.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt-769nqdWM&w=560&h=315]
Rhoqo ukuphikisana ukunika umboniso ixesha lesibini liza ne-caatat, eyathi umboniso awukho mhle ngoku kodwa ufuna ixesha lesibini ukufumana ilizwi. Ixesha Elikhulu EHollywood, eFlorida ayidingi caatat enjalo. Ilizwi lalo linjalo icacile, iyangxola kwaye iyaduma . Abantu okwangoku ababukele umboniso bayayithanda, kodwa ngelishwa labo bantu, akukho baninzi kubo. Umboniso unayo yamkelwe rave uphononongo , kodwa ngelishwa bambalwa abantu abafundayo kunokubukela iinkqubo ezintsha zeTV. (Umhl. Qaphela: Gee, andinathemba!)
Ngexesha lokuveliswa kwayo, Ixesha Elikhulu EHollywood, eFlorida Ndibe ngummeli ophilayo wazo zonke iintsilelo zam. Ndathi xa ndicinga ngalo mboniso, ndabona kuphela indlela endisilele ngayo kwinto ethile… emva koko ndayibukela inkqubo.
Eli nqaku sisibongozo esinzulu kuwe ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, hayi kwiminyaka emibini ukusukela ngoku, kodwa kwangoko uye kuyo Hulu.com kunye nokuzinkcinkca bukela ixesha lokuqala lokuqinisekisa ukuba kuza kubakho elinye lesibini.
Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, apho besiya kuba sonke ukuba besingazange silifumane ixesha lesibini lemiboniso eqale kumanani asezantsi? Hayi Ekuhlaleni , hayi IOfisi , hayi Iipaki noLonwabo , kwaye hayi ILiwa . Inokuba linjani ilizwe ukuhlala kulo ?? Ngokufanelekileyo iyafana? Okanye ziqhutywa ngamaNazi ?? Akukho ndlela yokwazi ngokwenene.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoePznkU578]
Ndingaqhubeka ndikuxelele ukuba lo mboniso uyamangalisa. Oko kukuhlekisa kwaye, ngamanye amaxesha, kuhamba ngokwasemphefumlweni. Ukuthi izaliswe ngabalinganiswa abaqaphele ngokupheleleyo kwaye bayenze ngokufanelekileyo imidlalo. Ukuba inomxholo webali elonwabisayo olungapheliyo olusombulula ngokwentelekiso kwisiqendu sokugqibela. Kodwa la magama awayi kuthetha lukhulu kuwe. Ngenxa yokuba awunguye, awazi ukuba ndithetha ukuthini xa ndikuxelela ukuba lo mboniso uyamangalisa. Kodwa oku kunokukunceda uyiqonde.
Kunyaka ophelileyo, kuye kwafuneka ndibhale ndize ndidubule umqhubi wenqwelomoya waseComedy Central kunye neqabane lam lokubhala, uBrian McElhaney . Oku kwakukuhle. I-Comedy Central yadlula kumdlalo. Le yayingeyonto intle. Nangona kunjalo, kwakuyimbeko kunye nelungelo ukufumana ukudubula umqhubi kwindawo yokuqala. Imbeko nelungelo eliye lagutyungelwa ngokupheleleyo yinto yokuba UMNTU OQHELEKILEYO nomhlobo wam othandekayo, umqhubi wenqwelomoya waseComedy Central uAlex Anfanger Ixesha Elikhulu EHollywood, eFlorida bekulandwe kuthotho. Mna noAlex besingabahlobo abasenyongweni ukusukela ekholejini kwaye ngoku sihlala kunye e-LA. Ungumlingisi othandekayo, ohlekisayo, onetalente kunye nombhali, endimthiyileyo ngoku ngentliziyo yam yonke. Ngokwenene akukho nto injengokuphumelela komhlobo othandekayo ukukuthumela kuxinzelelo olunzulu.
Ngexesha lokuveliswa kwayo, Ixesha Elikhulu EHollywood, eFlorida Ndibe ngummeli ophilayo wazo zonke iintsilelo zam. Xa ndicinga ngomboniso, ndabona kuphela indlela endisilele ngayo kwinto ethile. Ndiyazi ukuba ekugqibeleni kuya kufuneka ndibukele umboniso kwaye ndixelele uAlex uluvo lwam ngalo. Kwaye ngeli xesha kwakukhangeleka ngathi uluvo lwam lwaluza kuba ngumsebenzi olungileyo ngokwenyani womntu, nangona kutheni umboniso ungenasandi ngaphandle kwesandi selizwi likabawo entloko endixelela ukuba andonelanga.
Emva koko ndibukele umboniso.
Midway ngesiqendu sokuqala, wonke umona wam uhlanjiwe. Hayi ngenxa yokuba ndandingenamona, ndandinjalo kakhulu, kodwa ngenxa yokuba umboniso wawulungile ngokwenene wawugqitha iimvakalelo zam ezincinci. Inxalenye engakhuselekanga yengqondo yam yayisandixelela ukuba ndisilele, kodwa zonke ezinye iinxalenye zengqondo yam zazisithi, Thula, sizama ukuyibukela le nto.
Ukuba Ixesha Elikhulu EHollywood, eFlorida ufumana isizini yesi-2 inokuphinda-phinda ukusilela kwam kwaye indenze ndizive ndimbi nangakumbi, kodwa oko kuya kuthetha ukuba ndiza kubukela ngakumbi eyona iyeyona ndiyithandayo kumabonwakude. Ukuba inokundiphumelela, inokuqiniseka ukuba isihogo senza okufanayo nakuwe. Ndithembe, kunjalo Kuyamangalisa ukumangalisa emangalisayo emangalisayo
UNick Kocher ngumhlekisi ohlala e-LA kunye nesiqingatha seqela elihlekisayo BriTANick . Ungamfumana @NickKocher Kwi-Twitter, kwaye ndincoma kakhulu ukubukela ifilimu yakhe yethisisi ephezulu, Iinkozi ziguqula abantu bazenze amahashe .
