Iintloni . (ifoto: Ixesha lokubonisa) Umzekeliso ca-ca ugwetyelwe kufutshane nefeni yeGallagher kule veki. Ndiyathetha, fan yabo sele igutyungelwe zizinto, kodwa kubonakala ngathi okuninzi kuhlala kusendleleni.
Ishishini likaCarl lokuthengisa imipu LIYAZEZA. Uthengela ukutya kosapho endikuthandayo nangoku. Lo mntwana ukhulele kubuhlwempu obunzulu kwaye unemali (nangona kunjalo, imali emdaka) okokuqala kwaye eyona nto ayithandayo kukubonelela usapho. Asimboni eyivuthela kwizinto ezingahleliwe; Endaweni yokuthenga ijusi yeorenji * ngomgubo. Imnandi ngokwenene. Ndiyayithanda kakhulu. Kubonakala ngathi konke malunga nokuza kuphazamiseka nangona xa etsalwa kwi-ofisi yeNqununu kodwa i-PSYCH. Ngoku inqununu ifuna umntu akhusele isikolo sakhe ekuqhushumbisweni. Kwaye ayinguye yedwa: utitshala emva kokuba utitshala ebetha uCarl ngezixhobo. Kodwa, masinyaniseke, ngaba ungababeka ityala ngokwenene?
UCarl usalandela ngokungayekeleliyo u-Dominique kwaye ucela uncedo lwenqununu ukumqinisekisa ukuba ngokwenene umnyama. Ummi olungileyo, ohloniphekileyo ongumAfrika waseMelika kwisikolo sethu sokuzingca ambiza ngokuba nguCarl. Ngokuqinisekileyo. UCarl ude ahambe nokusa uLiam endlwini kaDom ukuze amqinisekise ukuba umnyama. Udibana notata wakhe, wehla ibhombu ye-N, kwaye unikwa imizuzwana eyi-10 yokuphuma kwipropathi yabo. Ndiyathetha, wayecinga kakuhle kangakanani ukuba izakuhamba? Emva kokuba umfundi ewise itreyi kwindawo yokutyela, bonke ootitshala nabafundi abambalwa bakhupha imipu yabo ngenxa yoloyiko, beveza indlela umsebenzi kaCarl ongene ngayo… uh-oh.
UFiona ukhulelwe kwaye unzulu kwingqumbo yokugula kwasekuseni. Ukhupha ngefestile ngenxa yegumbi lokuhlambela elihlalayo kwaye uFrank uyibiza ngokuba yimvula yaseGallagher. Ndiye ndahleka kakhulu. Ndiyathanda ukuba ngaphandle kokuba ngoyena tata ungoyena mntu ubalaseleyo emhlabeni, uFrank unebhongo kakhulu kusapho lwakhe kunye negama likaGallagher. UFrank uhambisa usapho lakwaMendoza kwigumbi elingasemva laseGallagher emva kokuba uMendoza ekhutshiwe. Uh-oh. I-gentrification ihamba ngokukhawuleza kwaye isondele.
UFiona uyavuma ukuba ukhulelwe kwiDebs kunye neDebs, ewe, iyaphuma. Ufuna abantwana babo babe ngoodade / abazala kwaye bakhule kunye. Amatyala acinga ukuba oku kuthetha ukuba uFiona utshintshe iimbono zakhe kodwa hayi! UFiona ufuna ukuba bobabini bakhuphe izisu kunye! Dade ukukhupha izisu! AbakwaDebs babiza uFiona njenge-slut, into ecekisekayo, kunye nomntu owoyikekayo bonke bephefumla emnye emva koko batyhola uFiona ngokufaka umoya kumyeni wakhe (owahlukanisiweyo), uGus. Oku kuzisa ukukhanya kwenyani yokuba uFiona akazi ukuba ngubani utata womntwana wakhe. Inokuba nguGus… inokuba nguSean… inokuba nguJimmy… yikes.
UFiona une-meltdown kunye no-V kwaye uyavuma ukuba naye akamazi utata. Uyaqonda ukuba ufuna ukubona uGus ukuze abuyisele umsesane kwaye avale. UFiona uxelela uSean ukuba uza kubona uGus nakwikhredithi kaSean, uyithatha kakuhle. Ndiyayithanda inyani entsha abanayo bobabini. Utshintsho lwasendle lwamanqanaba kuwo nawaphi na amadoda akhe angaphambili.
UFiona kunye no-V besiya kwibar ukuze babone iqela likaGus lidlala. Ubonakala emnandi kuye ekuqaleni kwaye emxelela ukuba umbhalele ingoma. Uqala ukuzibuza ukuba ngaba babhekise kuxolelwaniso kwakhona xa PSYCH. Ingoma ibizwa ngokuba yi-F Word kwaye icacile kwasekuqaleni ukuba le ayisiyiyo ingoma yothando. F nguFiona. Ndaziva ngathi ndingabhabha. Kodwa ke uFuckin 'uFiona wayengumntu wonke. Ndiyakuthanda, uFiona. Cause ngoku ndigqibile. Nantsi into, ingoma iyathandeka ke ngoko ziphathe ngokwakho ividiyo yomculo yobude obupheleleyo obonisa ilizwi kunye nomzimba, uSteve Kazee.
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Ngeenyembezi, uFiona uxelela uSean ngento eyenzekileyo ngoGus kwaye umxelela ukuba akakhange enze naziphi na iziyobisi namhlanje. Ngaba uloyiso lokwenyani / lokuphulukana luyenzela uFan? Siona? Ulwandle-iona? USean uswiti ngenene ngento yeGus kwaye ucela nemivalo embalwa yeLizwi le-F.
Amatyala acela uncedo lukaFrank ekuqinisekiseni uFiona ukuba agcine umntwana wakhe. UFrank akazukuba nayo kwaye uthatha isigqibo sokuphosa ungenelelo ngokuqhomfa. Ukuphambana, uthatha isigqibo. UFrank ubeka eyakhe ukuba athathe intombi yakho ayokusebenza ngemini kwaye afundise uDeb ukuba enze njani isicelo senhlalakahle ngoku ukuba uza kuba nomntu oxhomekeke kuye.
Lonke usapho (thabatha uLip no-Ian, kunye noV kunye noKevin) badibana kwigumbi lokuhlala lokuphambana (ilungelo lomenzi lilindile). UV ubuyela umva uFiona kunye noKev ukhona kuba ekhubazekile umfana. Isamente yomelele njengesixhobo sokunyanga ukuba iyinyani ngokwenene xa zihlangene. UKevin wongeza inkcazo yemibala kwi-interbort eyenza ukuba ibe yenye yezona ndawo zihlekisayo ngeli xesha lonyaka. Amatyala azama ukuziva enetyala kuFiona kodwa watsho phantsi.
Iinyembezi ezikhathazayo zibongoza uFiona ngenkxaso yakhe yokukhulelwa. UFiona uzama okokugqibela ukweyisela amaDebs ukuba alinde kwaye abe nabantwana kunyekwiminyaka eli-10. Amatyala avuma ukuba wakhulelwa ngenjongo kwaye uFiona ekugqibeleni wafikelela kwinqanaba lakhe lokwaphuka. UFrank kuphela komntu ocinga ukuba oku kukhulelwa ngumbono olungileyo. UnoFrank kwelakho icala. Kwaye kufanele kukukhathaze. Kuya kufuneka ukuba uyalila. Kwaye ndifuna nawe ufumane oku: ukuba unalo mntwana, andizukuxhasa. Hayi ngokwasemzimbeni, hayi ngokweemvakalelo. Andizukutshintsha i-diaper ye-fucking. Andizukuvuswa ezinzulwini zobusuku kuba inefiva okanye icrupe okanye i-fucking colic. Ngenxa yokuba awuyi kuhlala phantsi kophahla lwam. Uya kuba wedwa ukuba wenza oku. DEMETHI.
Kubonakala kubanda, kodwa kwakhona, awunakumsola uFiona. Inyaniso yokuba uDebbie wakhulelwa eneminyaka elishumi elinesihlanu, NGENJONGO nje yokubonisa ukuba akukho ndawo ikulungeleyo olu sana. UFiona uzigqibile zonke ii-angles zakhe, ke lixesha lokuba aqale ngokuwisa iibhombu.
UFiona uyavuma ukuba ukhulelwe kuSean okuthatha kakuhle. Akambuzi yena kwaye endaweni yoko, umnika inkxaso kunye nobubele. Kuyavunywa, uFiona umxelela ukuba akavunyelwanga nyani uluvo okanye ivoti kuba engaqinisekanga nokuba ngubani umntwana.
UYanis uyaphila kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo akakhabi. UV noKevin bamtyelela esibhedlele kwaye bafumanisa ukuba ukhubazekile. UKevin woyiswa sisazela kwaye uphantse waphalaza iimbotyi malunga nokusika umgca wokuqhekeza. I-Yanis iyala ukubuyela kwimeko yesiqhelo kwaye iza ekhaya ngaloo mini V inyanzelisa ukuba uKevin athule kwaye endaweni yoko avumele iYanis ikholelwe ukuba i-Lesbian Lisas inqumle umgca. Ekupheleni kwesiqendu, uKevin wayevumile ukukhubaza iYanis ku: Sean, Fiona, Usapho lakwaMendoza, kunye nosapho lakwaGallagher.
IiLisasi zeLesbian zinikezela ukunceda ukucoca iyadi yaseYanis. U-Kevin ucebisa ngokuchasene nayo. Befanele ukuba bamphulaphule. Ngelixa uKevin eqhuba iYanis egoduka, uYanis ubona ii-LL eyadini yakhe kwaye uzama ukubaleka kodwa athathe ivili lelori kaKev… uCarrie Underwood isimbo. UKevin nguCarrie kwaye uYanis nguYesu kwaye ndingaphaya kweli bali. UV uxelela uYanis ukuba ooLisa bebephume edolophini ngomhla wengozi. U-V uzama ukweyisela uKevin ukuba ligorha lokukhubaza iYanis kwaye ngokunyanisekileyo, ndilungile kuloo nto.
Emva kokuphulukana nomsebenzi wakhe kwisidlo sangokuhlwa, u-Ian ufumana umsebenzi kwisikolo seLip njengomcoci. Ekuqaleni ubonakala ebhetele kunesiqhelo. Kumnandi ukubona yena noMlomo bechitha ixesha kunye kwakhona. Ukubona iLip ikhula kakuhle esikolweni kunzima kuIan nangona. Uyayiqonda yonke into awayincamayo ngokubaleka nokujoyina umkhosi. Kumzamo wokugqibela wokulungisa ubomi bakhe, ubuza uMlomo onxilileyo ukuba angahlala naye kwindawo yokulala ixesha elithile. Umlomo awukho kuyo. Ekugqibeleni uyedwa kwaye uziva ngathi ufumene ubumfihlo bakhe. Yeyiphi, makube kukunyaniseka, anako! Umlomo usebenze nzima njengoFiona ekugcineni usapho ludibene kwaye ekugqibeleni unesibindi sokwenza into kuye. U-Ian akayithathi kakuhle le nto kwaye bobabini baphela bexabana kwigumbi lokulala. Hayi, bazalwana!
UFiona noSean babuyela endlwini kaGallagher kuphela ukuba babuliswe ngesaziso sokukhutshwa, kanye njengaleyo ifunyenwe nguMendoza kwiveki ephelileyo. KAKHULU UH-OH okwangoku. Ikhaya laseGallagher liyeyona nto iphambili kule minyaka mithandathu idlulileyo, kukufuphi akunakwenzeka ukuba ubacinge kwenye indawo.
Emva kokuba uLip embiza ngokuba ligorha kumntu ahlala naye egumbini lakhe, u-Ian usindisa umfazi kwimoto etshayo emva koko azisindise ngumntu ococekileyo. Hayi, yabona! Apho uya khona, Ian! Kuhlala kukho amakhwenkwe amahle onokuhlala kuwo!
