Singaphupha, akunjalo?Twitter Ngaphandle kwako konke ukukhumbula kukaMongameli uDonald Trump kujongeka njengesidenge, akunakwenzeka ukuphika ukuba ubongameli bakhe boyikisa abantu abaninzi. Kakhulu kangangokuba omnye (okwangoku akaziwa) umsebenzisi we-Twitter ucinga ukuba iOval Office iyakuba njani ukuba umchasi wakhe uphumelele.
I-Alt-DRAFT 45; @IfHillaryHad , Ujoyine i-Twitter ngoSuku lokuSungulwa, nge-20 kaJanuwari, kwaye ukusukela ngoko ebethumela ii-tweet zohlaziyo lwemihla ngemihla malunga noko uMongameli Clinton akwenzayo. Iakhawunti ikwabandakanya ukunganyatheli okungafunekiyo kuka-First Dude Bill Clinton, uMongameli uTrump kunye nekhabinethi yakhe:
AKUKHO NXAXHEBA NJENGOMDLALO WE-ALT-POTUS NGENXA YOKUBA IXESHA LE-ALT-POTUS LIYAXHALWA NGOKUPHELELEYO LIWUTHATHE NGOKUQatha UMSEBENZI.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 27, 2017
Ndijonge i @POTUS phatha njenge pic.twitter.com/kqqmqZayfY
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 31, 2017
USUKU 6: Kuphela #WomensMarch Oku kwenzeka ngamaholo eNdlu ye-White House.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 27, 2017
USUKU LWE-9: ASIKHO NGAMNISI KWIBHUNGA LOKHUSELEKO LIKAZWELONKE OKANYE KWINDLU EMNYAMA YAM.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 30, 2017
USUKU lwe-10: Ukhusele uMgaqo-siseko wethu. Beka kunye i-jam sesh kunye noTim & @iqosweb . Ithunyelwe ngeBhili ukuyokulanda @Ndiyabonga ipakethe yeprotheni yam.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 30, 2017
USUKU LWE-10: IGqwetha lam eliyiNtloko, uSally Yates, ufungile.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 31, 2017
USUKU LWE-11: Baqala isicatshulwa seqela ngooMongameli / ii-PM zabasetyhini. Ebizwa ngokuba ziiSeshini ubuhlanga kubuso bakhe obuthandayo. Ithunyelwe ngeBhili ebalekileyo.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 31, 2017
USUKU LWE-11: Abazange bahlekise ngawo nawaphi na amaSenethi alilayo. Ukudibana nabaphembeleli be-LGBTQIA. Kuthunyelwe iBhili yokufumana i-hash kaMcDonald's. Uxelele uRyan ukuba STFU.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 31, 2017
USUKU LWE-11: Ngaba wayelibrunch kunye noFey & Poehler. Ityikitye i-EO ekophula umthetho xa umntu ekhalaza. Umsebenzi oYilwayo wokuphinda ulungelelanise ikhabhathi yam yebhulukhwe.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 31, 2017
SUKU 11: Ngaba isidlo sasemini sentombazana kunye nabasetyhini beDem. UMcConnell uzama ukuphazamisa ukoyikwa kwam kunye nokusilela KAKHULU. Ithunyelwe ngeBhili ukuyolanda i-Kit-Kats.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 31, 2017
USUKU LWE-11: I-esile lika-Ivanka lobufazi be-esile lobuxoki. Iposwe ngomqolo womntu wokoqobo kwiofisi kaRyan. Ithunyelwe ngeBhili kwiCVS iyokuthatha iinzipho.
I-ALT-DRAFT 45 (@IfHillaryHad) NgoJanuwari 31, 2017
IAlt-POTUS ijoyina uluhlu olukhulayo lwe- enye indlela Iiakhawunti ze-Twitter ezenziwa ngabasebenzi bakarhulumente abangaziwayo abangaxhasi ulawulo lukaTrump.
Oyinyani uHillary Clinton naye usenjalo isebenza kakhulu kwi-Twitter , egxeka imigaqo-nkqubo kaTrump phakathi iifoto ops ehlathini .
