Isigqebelo Xa uChris Christie engalandi impahla kaDonald Trump, uyinja ehlaselayo yephulo likaTrump. Ayothusi into yokuba abahlali baseNew Jersey babukele uChristie esiba rhabaxa kule minyaka imbalwa idlulileyo. Sijonge njengokuba uChristie wayethetha ngokuthe ngqo, ethetha bipartisan shtick ngenxa yendima yakhe entsha: ukutshiza (enye indoda) iqela elingenangqondo. Kwimizuzu elishumi elinesihlanu enesiqingatha, imizuzu engathandekiyo, uChris Christie wagxeka uHillary Clinton. Ngokwenza njalo wasebenzela isihlwele esanxanelwe igazi saba yingqumbo, ingqumbo yobushushu. Kuya kuba kugqibelele ukuba kwakungekho mgwebo. Kuyamangalisa kuba nantsi indoda isebenzise iiasethi zikarhulumente (kubandakanya ibhulorho exakeke kakhulu kwiplanethi) njengesixhobo sokohlwaya iintshaba, ngandlela thile iphakamisa ukuba uHillary akakulungelanga ukukhokela. Kuyamangalisa kuba ngelixa uChris Christie wayeseCleveland ekhokela i-LOCK HER UP! Ikwayara, umcebisi wakhe uDavid Samson ukulungele ukuchitha ubomi bakhe bonke ejele ngokuvumela uChristie ukuba aphathe iGunya leZibuko kunye nemirhumo yethu njengevenkile yosapho. Kuyamangalisa kuba uChris Christie owakhe (umhlawuli werhafu uxhaswe ngemali) umrhumo weBridgegate osemthethweni ngaphezulu kwe- $ 10,000,000 uphawu. Kwaye okuhlekisayo ngakumbi kukuba emva kokucima ishumi elinambini okanye imiyalezo yeBridgegate, usebenzisa iakhawunti yabucala ye-imeyile yomfazi Umsebenzi waseburhulumenteni, KANYE ngengozi nangokufanelekileyo ulahlekelwe siselfowuni, uChris Christie ufuna ukungxolisa malunga neseva ye-imeyile yabucala kaHillary !? Ngokunyaniseka, ewe, ndaqengqa amehlo am kakhulu kuloo mntu ndaphantse ukuwa ngomva! I-knack kaChristie ye-irony iphantse yafana nekaTrump. Umboniso A: kwangolo suku lwe-GOP iphindwe kabini Ekuchaseni kwabo ngokudibeneyo i-LGBTs, uTrump wenza indibano yakhe kwi- Iimpawu zomculo olwahlanga oluxubileyo, olugobileyo ngokwesini lwangaphandle olwasweleka ngenxa ye-AIDS, umphathi weKumkanikazi uFreddie Mercury. Ugcino Ngaphandle kwezinto eziya kubonakala zibuhlungu xa ujonga emva kokuba iintloko zeBridgeGate ziqengqelekile, uChristie wabethelela ukubonakaliswa kobusuku izolo. Wayesoloko elungile kolo hlobo lwento, kwaye ngokukhawuleza wayenesihlwele esine-monochromatic, isihlwele esasizonda uHillary kwi-delirium. Yayisoyikeka kinda ukubukela lonke iqela elalicinga kwiTV. Nokuba yoyikisa emva kokucinezela isimumu. Imikhankaso kamongameli waseMelika ayakhelwanga ngephupha lokuvalela umgqatswa ophikisayo, ebhaliweyo Isilayidi 'S Michelle Goldberg. Abacwangcisi bendibano khange, ngaphambili, babeke iminyhadala yabo njengobungqina bovavanyo lwefantasy. Kwaye esikubone ngobusuku bangoLwesibini yayikukucekiseka okumnandi kwesihlwele esasiphethe itotshi. Ihlokondiba elinemincili, elinomsindo. USenator waseArizona uJeff Flake, ngomnye wezopolitiko ezimbalwa ze-GOP ongalahlekanga ngqondo, Ithunyelwe kakhulu ukukhumbuza oogxa bakhe ukuba thina (iiRiphabhlikhi) singenza ityala lokuba anganyulwa ngaphandle kokutsiba kukrebe. Okanye mhlawumbi abanako. Isiqingatha sendibano siphelile. Kusekho ixesha elininzi eliseleyo lokutsiba ukrebe. UJay Lassiter yi-iconoclast, i-tech savvy media artiste, iqhawe lesitrato lenkululeko ye-LGBT kunye nohlengahlengiso lwentsangu, kunye nobukho obungenakoyikiswa ukuba iiholo zamandla eTrenton njengoko elandela ngenkani izizathu zenkululeko. Uhlala e-brunch kwaye uhlala kwi-twitter @Jay_Lass .
