I-Twitter ibambelele ngokusisigxina kwingqondo yam.Ifoto nguNurPhoto / Getty Izithombe Njengamalungu amaninzi eendaba asele ephelile, ndilikhoboka le-Twitter eligcweleyo, uhlobo lwesidenge esivukayo kwaye sivule kwangoko i-app ngokungathi singena kwi-IV kwenye yezo zonkozo ze-concierge zosaziwayo ezithembisa usuku izakhamzimba kodwa ngokwenyani ukumpompa ugcwele iPedialyte kwaye nayiphi na i-serum Goop iyacebisa kule veki.
Emva kokuqhekeka ngolwe-Lwesithathu odlulileyo othe ngokufutshane waguqula abona bantu banempembelelo kuluntu ukuba bathengise ubuqhetseba be-bitcoin, phantse zonke iiakhawunti eziqinisekisiweyo zitshixelwe ngaphandle ngelixa i-Twitter iphanda kwaye iphinde ikhusele ulawulo lwayo lwangaphakathi. Uninzi lwabasebenzisi bokujonga uphawu oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka babuyile ekufundeni nasekutwiteleni ngentsasa elandelayo, kodwa abanye benziwe ukuba balinde njengoko iqela lenkampani liphendula kwinkqubela phambili yamatikiti enkxaso. Kude kube yizolo emva kwemini, khange ndikwazi ukufikelela kwiakhawunti yam ephambili kunye nayo yonke into eyenzekayo emhlabeni-okanye mhlawumbi ngenxa yayo-ukuvalwa kweentsuku ezine yenye yezona zinto zinqabileyo zokufundisa endakha ndazifumana kwezi nyanga zidlulileyo.
Ukusebenza kwimithombo yeendaba yanamhlanje kukuzixakekisa ngokukhangela iindaba kunye nophuhliso, kwaye ngelixa bekukho ixesha elingekude kangako apho sinokuziqinisekisa ngokwenyani ukuba asizukuphoswa kokuninzi ukuba sithathe imva kwemini , kule minyaka mihlanu idlulileyo kupheliswe naliphi na ithemba lokuphumla. UMongameli uTrump unoxanduva lokuthumela into engaxutywanga nangaliphi na ixesha, kwaye xa engazichwethezi ngolunya izikhalazo, nokuba lelinye igosa likarhulumente okanye iqumrhu labucala lihlala liqala ukuhlaselwa kokuziphatha okuhle okanye inkululeko esisiseko. I-Twitter iye yaba yindawo yam yokuqala yokufumana iindaba kunye nomxholo, kwaye ndiye ndaziqhelanisa nokubona iintlekele ezintsha okanye izinto ezingenangqondo ziveliswa rhoqo kangangokuba zivakalelwa ngokungathi konke ukuphinda kulayishwe usetyenziso kuya kuvelisa into entsha kunye nesiphithiphithi. Ngexesha lobhubhane we-COVID-19 kunye nokuqhekeka kukarhulumente, oku kuye kwenzeka nangakumbi; Ndibe nelungelo lokukhuseleka kwaye ndisempilweni, kodwa ukuhlala eNew York, ndiye ndaqhubeka neendaba kwaye ndangenela uqhanqalazo, ndifuna uhlaziyo.
Ngenxa yoko, ndiyagqibezela ukuvuselela ixesha lam okanye ukuvula kwakhona iapp njengesiqhelo, phantse ngokungathi yinto endingenakuyilawula okanye umsebenzi webhayoloji obalulekileyo kubomi bam obuqhubekayo. Kodwa ngolwesiThathu ngorhatya, xa bekubonakala ngathi yonke iakhawunti eqinisekisiweyo isavaliwe, ndikwazile ukubona ngokukhawuleza ukuba bendingenakufane ndiphoswe ziindaba ezininzi, ukuthunyelwa kwiteksti okanye ukungabinamdla kwizinto ezibuthathaka zithatha ababhali abakhohlakeleyo kunye neepundits. Ngokumangalisayo, kwakungekho nzima kangako kwaphela ukucima iTweetdeck - ubukhulu becala yayingumsongo wabantu abacinga ngokungatshixelwa- kwaye babhale phantsi.
Ingqondo yam inqanyuliwe kwisiphithiphithi esidanyazayo, uLwesithathu wajika waba lolunye ubusuku obunemveliso evekini. Kwizicatshulwa nabahlobo, ndiyichaze njengento efana nale Seinfeld Isiqendu apho uGeorge anikezela ngesondo kwaye abe yingqondi, nto leyo ibuhlungu kakhulu kunokuba ndiqondile xa ndisithi - uCostanza ufumene ukuqonda okutsha kunye nokukwazi ukuthetha isiPhuthukezi, ngelixa ndigqibile umsebenzi wam wesiqhelo ngaphandle kokuchitha iiyure ezintathu ndijonge Isiphelo somsongo.
Funda kwakhona: I-Twitter ityhila iinkcukacha ezingakumbi malunga nokuHamba okuKhulu
NgoLwesine emva kwemini, nangona kunjalo, izinto zaqala ukutshintsha. Ndaqala ukuziva ngathi ndingumlutha we-caffeine owayehambe usuku okanye ezimbini ngaphandle kwekhofi, ephazamisekile kwaye ndiqala ukukhathazeka malunga nokuba ndiza kulungiswa ngaphambi kokuba ndidibane nokudinwa. Khange ndikwazi nokujonga ukutya kwam, kwaye kunjalo ndizifumene ndisebenzisa ilize ukuvula i-app ye-Twitter kaninzi, njengoko i-subconscious yam ibingekazilungeli kule nyaniso intsha.
Oku kusasazwa kwakhona okungenanjongo kubeka isiqabu esicace gca kwindlela endijonga ngayo kuTwitter-ngamanye amaxesha, bendivula i-app ngaphambi kokuba ndinikwe isicelo sokusetha kwakhona iphasiwedi engenamsebenzi, ndivale emva kokugcwalisa elinye itikiti nge-IT yenkampani, emva koko ibe ngaphantsi umzuzu kamva, ndizifumanele ukuntywila kuloo icon yentaka eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, ngokungathi ndingayibeka kwakhona ingqondo yam. Umhlobo wam uEmily naye wayevalelwe ngaphandle kwaye saqala ukukhangela omnye komnye ukubona ukuba akukho nelinye igama kwiqela le-Twitter leNkxaso, nangona kungekudala laba yinto nje. Umhlobo wethu u-Eric wasizela kwaye wazama ukwenza i-tweet kwinkampani egameni lethu, kodwa safika singenanto apho, nathi.
Ewe, oku kwakubuhlungu, kwaye hayi, andifanelanga uvelwano. Kodwa ke, i-Twitter, ingcono okanye imbi, ngoku iphambili kubomi bam. Ngaphandle kokusasazeka kweendaba phambi kwam, ndiye ndaqala ukujonga iiwebhusayithi ezizodwa, ndichwetheza ii-URLs zamaphepha-ndaba esizwe nawengingqi kunye neendawo zeendaba zobuchwephesha kwisikhangeli sam esifana nedinosaur okanye uMalume wakho Gene osene desktop yeCompaq. Ubuncinane iphephandaba lokuprinta liza ngqo emnyango wakho wangaphambili. Ndiye ndazingca ngokuba phezulu kwamabali nje ukuba apapashwe, kwaye ngoku bendisoyika ukuba ngomnye wabo bantu bangazinto malunga nenye into de kube sebusuku kakhulu kumabonwakude. Ngokukhawuleza kunye nokwazisa yinxalenye yomsebenzi wam kwaye oku kutshixwa kwenze ukuba kungenzeki-kwaqala ukuziva ngathi kucinyiwe ngaphezu kwayo nayiphi na enye into.
Kwakungekho nje iindaba, nokuba. I-Twitter ngamanye amaxesha kubhekiswa kuyo njenge-watercooler yedijithali entsha, ngakumbi kwiiklasi zokuncokola kwimithombo yeendaba, kodwa ndingathi ifana nesikhululo sikaloliwe esikhulu kunye neziko lendibano; cinga i-nexus yama-34 neyesi-7 eManhattan, ukuba iPenn Station yayingeyiyo imfumba yenkunkuma kwaye iMadison Square Garden yayigcwele amagumbi okuphumla endaweni yamagumbi okutyela. Kulapho ndinxibelelana khona nabahlobo bam abaninzi kunye nabantu endandisebenza nabo, nokuba oko kuthetha nje ukunikezela ngefave kwinqaku labo lakutshanje okanye ihlaya elizukileyo lesidenge kunye ne-quasi-nihilist. Abahlobo bam abasondeleyo abambalwa banesicatshulwa sokubhaliweyo esihlala sikhatywa ekuseni xa omnye wethu ethumela eyona dumbest kunye / okanye i-funniest tweet esiyibonileyo kusasa.
Ndikhe ndasebenzisa i-Twitter ngokwandayo ukuncokola nabapapasho kunye neminye imithombo yamabali, kwaye ibiphakathi kweencoko ezintathu ezahlukeneyo ze-DM xa ndiqala ukubhejwa. Andinazo iidilesi zabo ze-imeyile-ewe, sisiphoso sam-kwaye ke inkqubela phambili endiyenzileyo ubukhulu becala ibixinekile kwaye ibunile. Ngokwenyani, ibindim ndedwa ogcumayo malunga naloo nto, kodwa ndiza kuyitshaya loo nto ukuba ndiyinxalenye yomsebenzi, nayo.
Sisebenza nabanini beakhawunti abachaphazelekayo kwaye siya kuqhubeka ukwenza njalo kwiintsuku ezimbalwa ezizayo. Siyaqhubeka nokuvavanya ukuba ngaba idatha engeyiyo eyasesidlangalaleni enxulumene nezi akhawunti yayithathelwa ingqalelo, kwaye iya kubonelela ngohlaziyo ukuba sifumanisa ukuba yenzekile.
Inkxaso ye-Twitter (@TwitterSupport) Nge-17 kaJulayi 2020
Kukho iziphumo ezincumisayo kuhambo lwam lweentsuku ezine entlango. Umfazi wam kunye nam senyuka saya (ngokuthembekileyo nangokukhuselekileyo) sayobona usapho, kwaye kwakungekho mzuzu omnye ngelixa sisenza iiyure ezintathu zokuqhuba ndaziva ndinomnqweno wokujonga umnxeba wam nokusifaka kwingozi. Umkhwa wam owoyikisayo wokujonga ifowuni yam nangaluphi na uhlobo lwendibano yosapho yayingachazwanga kangako, nangona ukungakwazi kwam ukungena ngokukhawuleza kwaba sisihloko sencoko uqobo.
NgoMgqibelo ebusuku, bendikhathazekile ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndifikelele kwiqela le-Twitter, ndicinga ukuba umsebenzi wam wokugubungela inkampani uyenza ukuba ibe sengqiqweni ngokwaneleyo ukuba yenze njalo. NgeCawa emva kwemini, ukufikelela kwam kwabuyiselwa, nto leyo eye yazisa ukukhululeka okulandelwa kukuphoxeka okuqhelekileyo kunye nokuqonda okwenziwe ngorhatya lwangeCawa.
Kubaluleke kangako njengokuvelisa umsebenzi olungileyo, ukuqeshwa rhoqo kwimithombo yeendaba eyonakeleyo ixhomekeke ngakumbi kwimpembelelo ye-Twitter kunye nokufikelela rhoqo. Ukubaluleka kweempendulo zempendulo kunye nokubala kwabalandeli kuyandiswa, kwaye ukungabikho kwempendulo kumabali owakhuphileyo kunokuziva ngathi kukuphoswa kwangoko emathunjini, kwaye okubi ngakumbi, ukwaliwa ngqo.
Ndiyakuthanda ukufunda ukubhala okuhle kwaye ungakhathazi intlungu yomona endiyiva xa ndonwabela umsebenzi wababhali abangcono, kuba ekugqibeleni, iyandikhuthaza. Ukubona ii-tweets ezinezihloko ezihlaziyiweyo zeendaba zihamba ngentsholongwane, nangona kunjalo, kundenza ndizive ngathi ndenza into engalunganga; Ukujonga uhlalutyo olusezandleni zam ngakumbi nangakumbi kunayo nayiphi na into endinokuyithumela ngeyure yexesha lokulungiselela kundishiya ndiziva ndingonelanga. Ezona ntatheli kunye nababhali be-retweet kunye nababhali zihlala ziphumelele kakhulu, ke uhlala unempumelelo yabanye abakhanyayo phambi kwamehlo akho ngendlela ekhethekileyo. Iiwebhusayithi kunye namaphephandaba ane-bylines, kodwa kunqabile ukuba ubuso bombhali bube ecaleni kwabo, bencumile okanye bephanga ikhamera.
I-intanethi ngokwayo ingumatshini wokuphendula kwangoko, kodwa ubuncinci ukuba ibali elipapashiweyo liphambuka, ungalibeka ityala kulo naliphi na inani lezinto ngaphandle kolawulo lwakho. Kwi-Twitter, ufumana into evakalelwa njengovavanyo lwexesha lokwenyani ngexabiso lomsebenzi wakho kwaye, ngakumbi ukuya kwinqanaba, ubuntu bakho. I-Retweets ibonelela nge-dopamine hit, kodwa kukunyusa okufutshane ukuba ushiyeke ngonaphakade uleqa, ngakumbi ukuba awunabalandeli ngokwaneleyo ukuba uqinisekise ukubetha rhoqo. Kuya kuba lula kakhulu ukuzibiyela koku kunye nokuchitha ixesha
Akukho nanye kwezi iphoso kuTwitter uqobo; Ngaphandle komzabalazo wayo weSisyphean wokujongana nawo onke amaNazi, abo benza iyelenqe kunye nabezesondo abarhuqa iqonga, lihambisa kanye oko likuthembisayo. I-Twitter iluncedo ngokumangalisayo, zombini njengesixhobo somsebenzi kunye nonxibelelwano. Ixesha lam ngaphandle kwesi sicelo lenze ukuba ndiziqonde ngakumbi ezam iimpazamo kunye neziphene kwezokhuseleko.
