Akukho mntu unokuba nombono omncinci wokuba ndinabo bonke obu bomi, utshilo uGqirha M. kwilizwi lakhe eline-monotone, ngeempumlo, nelinegama eligunyazisiweyo laseQueens. (Wayethetha no Umjongi phantsi komqathango wokuba kungachazeki yena, okanye abaguli bakhe.)
Iqale ngoSeptemba 2004. Ezama ukuthengisa amatikiti ongezelelweyo eMorrissey kwiWebhusayithi yeCraigslist, wadibana namaCustomer Casual, indawo apho abantu abafuna isondo bafumana khona, okanye bazama. Wabhala intengiso; khange kubekho mpendulo. Emva koko wabona ukuthumela ngephepha likagqirha / lomonde kwisiza seCraigslist eSan Francisco. Kwakungabhalwanga kakuhle, kufutshane kakhulu, kodwa kwandinika umbono, utshilo.
Waqala ukubhala intengiso yakhe, eyakhula yaya kumazwi ayi-1,200, kubandakanya: Ayixatyiswanga liqabane elizingcayo? Phakathi kobudlelwane? Nokuba injani imeko yakho, uGqirha uyayiqonda…. Ngexesha leseshoni yakho, uGqirha (oza kunxiba ibhatyi emhlophe, ibhatyi kunye netayi) uya kuqala ngokukubuza uthotho lwemibuzo yobuqu malunga namava kunye nemibono yakho ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo zokuziphatha…. Kwigumbi lakhe 'lokulinda' uya kufumana iihlelo zakutshanje ze Abantu imagazini, Vogue , Ijenali yeWall Street , Psychology Namhlanje kwaye Iindaba zeU.S. kunye neNgxelo yeHlabathi …. Ukuphulaphula ngokuLula kuya kuvela kwistereo ngokomthetho. Ukuhamba phakathi kokuhlekisa nokugqwethayo, wabhala wathi: Ukunikezela ngeiglavu ezimhlophe zelatex, ugqirha uya kuqhubeka nokuhlola, evavanya indawo yakho e-anal ukuvavanya inqanaba lobuntununtunu, intuthuzelo okanye ialam. Ugqirha uxhotyiswe ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo zentsholongwane, izixhobo zebhetri ezinamandla kwaye unokuzisebenzisa njengoko ebona kufanelekile.
Ukumangaliswa kwakhe, kwiiyure ezimbalwa emva kokuposa isibhengezo, umfazi wathumela i-imeyile, kwaye ukutyelela kwacwangciswa ngokuhlwa ngokulandelayo.
Uye wavela waba ngumongikazi oneminyaka engama-35 ubudala waseMpuma Yurophu osuka eRiverdale. Ephethe i-stethoscope kuphela kunye nebhodi eqhotyoshwayo, wazifaka kwizicelo zakhe zesondo kunye nokucinga, Owu Thixo wam, oku kuyenzeka ngenene. Ngentsasa elandelayo, wakhangela i-imeyile — elinye ibhinqa lalinomdla.
Ezinye ii-imeyile zafika. Kwezi veki zilandelayo, wajikeleza esixekweni, ethenga iibhokisi zeiglavu ezimhlophe zelatex, izisuli ezimanzi kunye neTrojans ezivela eDuane Reade. Wathenga idyasi yelebhu, umqamelo wesondo ongunxantathu obizwa ngokuba yiLiberator kunye nomtya wezibane zeKrisimesi. Vibrators, izinto zokuthambisa kunye neoyile yokuthambisa konke kungene kwingxowa kagqirha wakhe omtsha omnyama kraca, kunye nesipani sokubetha esivela kwi-Urban Outfitters. Imibuzo yezigulana zakhe yaphuculwa yaza yachwethezwa.
Ekuqaleni, wathi, ukuthumela iintengiso kwakufana nokuqhekeka. Andizange ndichithe nayiphi na imali-andizange ndishiye indlu yam-kwaye ndandinabasetyhini abazimisele ukuza, ngamanye amaxesha ngebhotile yewayini, kwaye bathathe iingubo zabo, ngokusekelwe kwinto endiyibhalileyo.
Uninzi lwabafazi, utshilo, umndilili onomtsalane kushushu kakhulu; Olunye undwendwe lwalunkqonkqoza- xa ndivula umnyango, ndaphantse ndaceba. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, wongeze, malunga ne-30 yabasetyhini abaneseshoni. Malunga neepesenti ezingama-25 zibuyele umzuzwana. Malunga neepesenti ezingama-50 zabasetyhini abagqibela ngokulala naye ngexesha leseshoni. Nangona kunjalo, kwizihlandlo ezibini xa la makhosikazi afikayo, akhangeleka engothukile ehleli esofeni kangangokuba wababuza, Ngaba niyafuna ukuhamba? Benza njalo. Abanye abafazi ababini Umjongi Uthethe naye wathi baphoxekile kukuba indlu yakhe ayikhange ibonakale njenge ofisi kagqirha yokwenyani. (Kwaye mhlawumbi ukumba kwakhe ngokuthozamileyo kunye nefenitshala ye-Ikea yayingeyiyo le nto babesiyilindele abanye abantu basetyhini xa babenomdla wobugqirha.)
Yima nzu.
Khange ndibenamava ohlukeneyo esini ubomi bam bonke njengoko bendinalo kulo nyaka, utshilo. Ndifumene isabelo sam sobuhlanya, amantombazana, kunye nenxalenye enkulu yam ye-30's, bendinomntu omnye.
Ubethe isnag enye: Abasetyhini abaninzi babeneminqweno ebandakanya ishukumisa. Kodwa wayengafuni ukuchitha i-5, 000 yeedola kwisitulo sabasetyhini. Ke uzilungisile isibini sakhe, wakhupha ii-armbands ezimnyama ezimnyama, ezinamachaphaza amnyama, e-teardrop ezivela kwiParagon Sporting Goods.
Bajonge ekuqaleni, watsho, kwaye amehlo abo aphuma ngaphandle kweentloko zabo. Ndicinga ukuba uninzi lwabo lunomdla.
Ndizama ukucofa kuyo nayiphi na into mishegoss bangene, uqhubeke. Abanye babo bathanda ukuveza amalungu abo esini kwaye bajongwe ngethotshi, okanye babekwe kwindawo esengozini kunye ne-esile labo phezulu emoyeni.
Mhlawumbi andisoloko ndehla, utshilo, kodwa akukabi kubi ukuba nentombazana ivele. Ukhulula iingubo zakhe; Ndiye ndimchukumise ndidlale ngomzimba wakhe. Ukuba bafuna ukulala nam, loo nto icing kwikhekhe. Ndingacinga ngeendlela ezimbi zokuchitha ubusuku.
Ukucela ixesha lokudibana, lowo uza kuba sisigulana kufuneka athumele nge-imeyile ifoto kunye nobudala bakhe, ubude kunye nobunzima. Kwelinye icala, uthumela i-imeyile ngomfanekiso wakhe omnyama nomhlophe ngo-1950, apho abambelela ngentliziyo yonke kwi-stethoscope. Ngexesha lokufowuna okunyanzelekileyo -ukuqinisekisa ukuba ungowasetyhini, kuba bekukho abakhohlisi-bayavuma ngomhla kunye nexesha.
Uzinika malunga nesiqingatha seyure ngaphambi kotyelelo ngalunye ukuya kugqirha ngengqondo kunye nokuhla kuluhlu lokutshekisha: igumbi lokuhlambela elicocekileyo, umgca wokudlidliza, ukulungisa izibane, ukukhanya kwamakhandlela kunye nesiqhumiso se-violet, amashiti acocekileyo ebhedini, ukuphuma kwengubo, iwayini kunye iiglasi zewayini, ishawa, ukuphinda ufunde imbalelwano ye-imeyile, ubeke isitya setshizi kunye nesqhekeza. Ugqirha ubulisa umfazi ngamnye emnyango wakhe enxibe iimpahla ezipheleleyo.
Bonke boyika kakhulu xa befika kuqala. Inxalenye yomsebenzi wam kukubenza bazive bekhululekile kwaye bekhululekile, utshilo. Ubeka umfazi kwisofa emnyama yesikhumba; umnika iglasi yewayini, kunye nentsangu iyafumaneka. Njengoko ejonga ngeenxa zonke, uyakubona ukuba igumbi lakhe ligumbi lokugcina izinto ezinesiqhelo (itafile yekofu, ibhedi, ukukhanya kwehalogen, 34-intshi ye-TV-screen-screen, ezinye izityalo, iipowusta ezinesakhelo). Izibane zicinyiwe, ngaphandle kwezibane ezibomvu zeKrisimesi, umtya wezibane ezincinci zaseJapan kunye namakhandlela abengezelayo. Umabonwakude ujongelwe i-Time Warner Adult Alternative yejelo lomculo.
Ibhodi eqhotyoshwayo ngesandla, ubuza ibhetri yemibuzo, enje ngala: Yintoni ezisa kuGqirha namhlanje? … Zeziphi izenzo zokwabelana ngesondo ozifumanisa zingathandeki okanye zichasene? … Kukangaphi uphulula amaphambili? … Wakha wabane-S.T.D?
Emva kwesiqingatha seyure sexesha lemibuzo neempendulo ezibekwa ngokwesondo, ubeka isandla sakhe egxalabeni aze amamele intliziyo yakhe ngokusebenzisa i-stethoscope yakhe-kwaye, ngokutsho kukaGqirha, amadolo ahlala edikibala.
Kukho into ephambili / yokuthobela, utshilo. Bafuna umntu owenza wonke umsebenzi, athabathe inyathelo lokuqala.
Umfazi ke uyalelwa ukuba angene kwigumbi lokutshintshela-igumbi lakhe lokuhlambela elincinci-kwaye ukhulule (gcina ipanty), emva koko unxibe velor ingubo enemigca emnyama nemhlophe, enye yazo ayigcine ijikelezisa. Xa ebuya, ugqirha uye wakhulula kwiibhokisi zakhe kunye nengubo yelebhu (okanye uhlala enxibe, ngokwesicelo somfazi). Uyala ukuba alale ngobuso ebhedini yakhe, apho sele ebeke khona itawuli, nanjengoko engafuni zencindi zabo ngengubo yam. I-massage iyaqala njengokuba ehleli phezu kweesile lomfazi.
Emva kokuthanjiswa komzimba okupheleleyo, okunokuba yimizuzu engama-20 ukuya kwisiqingatha seyure, ndiye kwi-butt, ndiyicine, watsho. Nditsale ipanty ecaleni. Ihlala imanzi kakhulu. Ndiza kuthi, 'Nyusa isinqe sakho, nceda'-ngelo xesha, bayakube beyicela nje. Ndiyabona nje ngendlela abaziphuthaphutha ngayo iimpundu, bafuna ukuchukunyiswa sele bekhona, kodwa ndifika apho ngokucothayo.
Umdibaniselwano womnyama we-vibrators ufakwe kugxilwe ngokupheleleyo kwishelufa ye-Ikea ecaleni kwebhedi: i-veiny humongous dick, iplagi ye-butt, iHitachi Magic Wand (efuna ukongezwa kwento), kunye nePocket Rocket kunye noMnu uMvundla. . Okulandelayo ziiTrojans, ibhokisi yeiglavu, iisuli ezimanzi, isimbo, izinto zokuthambisa kunye neoyile-ezingafakwanga, ukuze kungabikho sikrokro ukuba isiguli sinalo iqabane.
Uninzi lundixelela ukuba akukho mntu uchithe ixesha elininzi kuzo, utshilo. Ndibenza babe liziko lokuqwalaselwa kwam, ngaphandle kokucela ukuphindiselwa. Ndicinga ukuba bangaziva benetyala ekugqibeleni- 'kuzofuneka ndivumele lo mfo andigeze ngoku, kuba uchithe iyure enesiqingatha endikhuthaza'- kwaye bayakhululeka kuba ndingakhange ndiye ube ngumbulali wezembe.
I-post-massage, i-hedonistic medley yezenzo zesondo inokwenzeka. Nje ukuba asebenzise i-speculum yeplastikhi (umfazi wayizisa phezu kwakhe). Iiseshini zihlala ukuya kuthi ga kwiiyure ezine kunye nezigulana ezithandwayo kunye neyure nje yeeyucky, njengoko ebeka. (Zimbalwa izigulana ezathumela iifoto ezithathwe kwiminyaka eliqela ngaphambili, okanye zaxoka xa zichaza ubunzima bazo. Ngezo zigulana, uthe, unxiba iiglavu zelatex kulo lonke olu tyelelo.)
Ngexesha leseshoni, uthatha amanqaku-asebenzise isidlidlizi, ii-orgasms ezi-4 azidlulisela kwikhompyuter yakhe kwaye agcine nefoto yomfazi kunye nedilesi ye-imeyile.
Kuthekani ngobomi bakhe bothando?
Ndifuna ukutshata, utshilo, esongeza ukuba angakuvuyela ukubeka umkhuba wakhe ecaleni, njengoko enzile ngamaxesha amafutshane awayethandana nomntu kunyaka ophelileyo. Kodwa ndiyabona, ngelixesha ndingekhoyo ngoku, mandisebenzise eli thuba lethuba.
Umbuzo omkhulu, ewe, yile nto ibhinqa elisengqondweni yakhe elungileyo lingadlala ugqirha nomntu ongamaziyo kwigumbi lakhe kwisiXeko saseNew York? Uthe abantu ababhinqileyo abaphendulayo ikakhulu bakwi-30's (omncinci ona-26, oyena mdala ungama-50) ufundile, ubungcali, kwaye basebenza kwimimandla efana netekhnoloji ye-Intanethi, umthetho, imveliso kunye nobugcisa. Abanye batshatile okanye bayabandakanyeka, ngelixa abanye bengatshatanga. Akukho namnye kwabafazi ababethetha nabo Umjongi Usebenzise igama elinomtsalane ukuchaza uGqirha M., kwaye emntwini uza njenge-libertine engenakulindeleka.
Umvelisi kamabonwakude oneminyaka engama-36 othe waxelelwa ukuba unayo Umdlali odlalayo umzimba uvumile ukuba uza kwenziwa udliwanondlebe nge-imeyile.
Ubhale ukuba ubhukishe utyelelo lwakhe lokuqala xa efumanisa ukuba uyavulwa ngokufunda intengiso yakhe: yayijolise kwiinkcukacha, kwaye wayethanda ukonwabisa abantu basetyhini, hayi yena yedwa.
Ngaphambi kokuba ahambe, wanika umhlobo wakhe inombolo yefowuni kaGqirha M., ifoto kunye nedilesi, kwaye waseta ixesha lokufowuna njengokhuseleko. Njengoko wayesondela kwisakhiwo sakhe-engcangcazela luloyiko kunye nemincili yesini, ukhumbula-bendisithi ngaphakathi kum, ‘Yintoni le ndiyenzayo? Ndingabekwa ngokulula. Ndenza ntoni apha? ’Ukanti xa uGqirha evula ucango, ithumbu lam lathi ulungile, kwaye ingqondo yam yathi ndingasibetha esihogweni kuye ukuba ndiyafuna.
Uchaze uGqirha M. njengohlobo olufudumeleyo, oluncinci luka-Eugene Levy. Ukuba akafani ncam nodokotela wakhe otyandayo (lowo wayecinga ngaye), ukhumbule eqinisekile ukuba uGqirha M. uzakulunga xa endonwabisa.
Ngaphantsi konyaka emva koko, ngenxa yokuba isoka lakhe lincanca ebhedini, wacwangcisa ukulandelelana nge-ajenda yokufezekisa i-squirting orgasm-into awayeyazisiwe ngayo Isini kunye neSixeko. Nangona kungazange kuphunyezwe, akazange akhathalele; ugqirha ebekhuphe imipu emikhulu wayinika yonke. Uthe waziva enetyala: Zange nangaliphi na ixesha ndikhe ndimnike ugqirha okanye ndimange emlonyeni. Kodwa ndiye ndaligqiba elo tyala ngokukhawuleza. Emva kweeyure ezintathu ezinesiqingatha, xa kwafika ixesha elibi lokuba athi ndlela-ntle kuye, wavele wamxhawula.
Esinye isigulana esinezihlandlo ezibini-isandi esidlamkileyo, esichaza ukuba ngumlingisi oneminyaka engama-48 ubudala kunye nowayesakuba ngumkhenkethi wenqanawa-wavuma ukuba kudliwanondlebe naye emnxebeni. Le meko, yinto engaqhelekanga njengoko ndiyifumene, utshilo. Uthe uthathwe sisakhono sikaGqirha sokubhala, kunye nokuhlekisa kwintengiso yakhe. Ndifanele ukuba ndinexhala, kodwa andinjalo, watsho. Andina-22, ndineminyaka engama-48-ndiyakwazi ukubona xa kukho into enomthunzi, kwaye bendingenangqondo kuye. Kwakuqhuma, kwaye ulumke kakhulu. Yathumela nje-yayiyinto yonke emnandi kwaye inomdla njengoko ndandilindele. Bendingasetyenziswa. Ubhukishe utyelelo lwakhe olulandelayo malunga nenyanga kamva, nangona oko kungakhange kube ngathi akuthandeki, watsho, wayeyazi into ayilindeleyo.
Elinye igqwetha elineminyaka engama-37 ubudala lathi laqubisana nentengiso kaGqirha emva kokuba lisandul ’ukuchitha ulwalamano lweminyaka emithandathu nomfazi. Wayezifumana etsala amadoda kwaye wayeqale ukulala nenye. Yayiyinto yesondo, kodwa ingeyiyo inkanuko, utshilo. Xa wadibana nentengiso kaGqirha, wakhumbula, wazixelela: Kufuneka uyenze le nto. Ngaba yayingamadoda ngokubanzi awayengonelisi, okanye ngaba yayingamadoda athile awayekade enawo nezidudla?
Wongeze ukuba ebomini bakhe, wayenamava amabi nangaphezulu koogqirha bokwenene-okt, ukubamba okungafanelekanga. Ucacise ugqirha wakhe ngefantasy: Iya kwi-ofisi kagqirha apho ndilawula khona, kwaye ukonwaba kwezesondo kugqirha akubalulekanga kunam.
Uye wavuma, andiqinisekanga ukuba ibingeyonto yempambano ukuyenza. Yintoni eyandenza ndaziva ndikhuselekile xa ndisiya apho? Ndizamile ukubuza imibuzo eyoneleyo ukuze ndiphume ukuba ngaba uyindlela yengqondo na. Iimpendulo zakhe bezikrelekrele, zithetha ngokucacileyo, kwaye nakwithoni yelizwi lakhe, wayebonakala njengomntu onobubele. Ndacinga ukuba abafazi bebehamba phaya kwaye basaphila, kungenjalo ngendifundile ngako.
Ugqirha M. uthe, kunye nezinye izigulana, Ukuba bafuna ukwandisa oku ngaphezulu nangaphaya kwale fantasy incinci, ndingavuma-kodwa uninzi lwabo alwenzi njalo. Abandijongi ngale ndlela: Owu, le ingangumyeni wam olandelayo . Ndicinga nje — ‘Ngoko ke, nidibene phi nobabini? ’
Uye wazama ukuthandana nomnye umntu ogulayo, ibhinqa elineminyaka engama-28 ubudala elinomdla esixekweni. Ubuye ngenjongo yokuba abe sisigulana, kodwa imeko yamkhupha, ugqirha wathi; kodwa bagqibela ngokubhanxa. Ke umcele ngaphandle; Baye baya kudlala eTribeca nakwisidlo sangokuhlwa kwingingqi yokutya inyama. Kodwa amandla ayengafani. Besingadibani konke konke, utshilo. Ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba, ayingombono olungileyo ukuzama ukuthandana naba bafazi.
Kwiphepha, uGqirha M. unokubonakala ngathi luhlobo lomntu oluninzi, abantu abatshatileyo abathanda umtshato baseNew York bangathanda ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Kodwa akafumananga ukuba kunjalo.
Abafazi yitsho bahlala befuna ukudibana nomntu, kodwa kwiindawo zentselo kunye neeklabhu, bayaxinana kwinyambalala-ngekhe ungene kwilizwe labo elincinci, utshilo. Kunokubakho abadlali phaya abangoochwephesha ekudibaneni nabasetyhini ngeendlela zesiko njengoko ndinjalo ngale ndlela yokungena ngasemva. Ukuba bendise-bar kwaye ndathi, 'Uhlala uphulula amalungu esini kaninzi kangakanani?', Ndingabethwa ebusweni!
—Nina Roberts
