Ngeli xesha kunyaka ophelileyo, uJohn McAfee wayeqinisekile ngexabiso leBitcoin ephindaphindayo wathembisa ukuba atye u-dick wakhe kumabonwakude wesizwe ukuba ebengalunganga. Isikere nceda!UKaitlyn Flannigan Ngaphambi kokusweleka kwakhe kwi-1996, isangoma saseBulgaria uBaba Vega, owaziwa ngokuba nguNostradamus osuka kwiiBalkan, washiya uthotho lwezinto ebeziqikelelwe malunga nekamva. Kwi-2018, yenauxele kwangaphambili iziganeko ezibini zexesha:ukuba i-China iyakuba ligunya lehlabathi elilandelayo, ithathe indawo e-US-ethi, icace kodwa ingalunganga, Baba-kwaye ubuntu buya kufumana uhlobo olutsha lwamandla kwiVenus.
Abaprofeti bobuxoki bangama-dime abalishumi phakathi kwebhola yekristale, kodwa ngo-2019 ukunyuka ngokukhawuleza, njengoko sibhala oku kwikhompyuter yethu yeVenus-enezixhobo, kuvakala ngathi lixesha elifanelekileyo lokujonga ngakumbi abanye I-Nostradamuses yoluntu ngaphandle apho iibhola zayo zekristale zazikwi-fritz xa kufikwa ku-2018.
Ngamanye amaxesha ukuyifumana ngokungalunganga kwehla kumxube olula we-ego engalawulekiyo kunye nokukhupha ithemba, isidima njengamaMelika onke njengeeHummer eziMthubi ngaphandle kweBally's (umthambo okanye ikhasino). Vula Imizuzu engama-60 ngo-2013, umzekelo, i-CEO ye-Amazon uJeff Bezos wathembisa uCharlie Rose owayengagunyaziswanga ngelo xesha ukuba iidrones ezizimeleyo zenkampani yakhe ziya kubhuza ujikeleze ushiye iiphakheji kwiminyango yethu ngo-2018 kutshanje-kunye no-2015 kwangoko (i-chutzpah!). Yima, yintoni leyo, Alexa? Iphepha lethu langasese lifike nje ezantsi kwitshimini? Uxolo Jeff!
Ngamanye amaxesha i-ego kunye nethemba le-naiveté, njengaxaUDonald Trump Ithunyelwe ngoDisemba 2017 ,Ndiyaxela kwangaphambili ukuba siza kuqala ukusebenza neeDemokhrasi ngendlela yeBipartisan.Mhle.
Kodwa ubukhulu becala, ngabaxeli betheshisi ababheja kakhulu, ngaphandle kwe-hubris okanye ubudenge, abayiphosayo eyona ilungileyo. Abakwazi nje ukuzinceda.
Nazi ezinye zezinto esizithandayo eziphumeleleyo zokuqikelela ngo-2018, ubukhulu becala ukusukela ngeli xesha kunyaka ophelileyo:
NGAPHAKATHI lisixelela ukuba ibizakuba ngunyaka wezikrelemnqa kunye neeCrocs
Siqikelela ukuba u-2018 uya kuba ngunyaka wesikrelemchi, wabhala NGAPHAKATHI kwiphephancwadi phantsi komxholo othi Ukubuya kweScrunchie. Ngapha koko, bathi, Sinjalo ukuqikelela ukubuya okumbalwa , Ngokukodwa kwii-80s kunye nee-2000s zakuqala, ezixabisa kakhulu ukubuyela umva. Phakathi kwazo bekukho izihlangu ezimbi-ezentuthuzelo-chic ezaziwa ngokuba ziiCrocs, zona NGAPHAKATHI ithenjisiwe yayiyinto yonqulo yexesha lonyaka. (Kulungile, kufuneka sibanike ezi , kungcono.)
Zonke iiRiphabhlikhi ezinkulu kunye nezide zineempumlo ezibomvu ezazinuka uloyiso embindini
Ukuzithemba malunga neqela likaTrump lokuphumelela iNdlu kwi-2018 kwakungekho kunqongophala phakathi kwe-GOP's huskier, i-sweat-forward elite. Ungayibhala phantsi.
Konke [uTrump] ekufuneka ekwenzile kukuphulaphula ilizwi lakhe elingaphakathi. Bhala oku phantsi: Oko kuya kukhokelela kwimpumelelo engummangaliso ngo-Novemba. Uza kuqhuba iitafile zeNdlu.
—USteve Bannon kuYon Karl kwii-ABC’s Kule veki.
Ubungakanani be-GOP uloyiso kwi-2018 iya kuba ngumothuko omkhulu.
- INewt Gingrich , owayesakuba nguSomlomo weNdlu, NgoDisemba 28, 2017 .
Ndiya kwirekhodi kaDisemba 22, 2017: Ngokusekwe kuko konke okwaziwayo ngoku, iPublic Republic Party ayizukuphulukana nolawulo lweNdlu.
-Rush Limbaugh kwinkqubo yakhe kanomathotholo .
ULou Dobbs kwiRomney-pocolypse eyayingeyo
Ngaphaya kwiFox Business, ULou Dobbs wayeqinisekile kodwa Isihogo sasiza kukhululeka ukuba uMitt Romney wagijimela isihlalo seneti sase-Utah esithi u-Orrin Hatch anikezele. URomney uhamba ngenqanawa kunye neepesenti ezingama-71 zevoti, emva koko waphumelela ngokulula unyulo jikelele. Nangona kufanelekile, isihogo ukuqhekeza ii-Dobbs kunokuthetha, ngathi, abantu be-transgender abagungxula indlu yangasese.
Isihogo siya kukhululeka ukuba i-RINO Romney ecekisekayo izama ukuhlala-uSen. UHatch ubhengeza ukuba akazukungenela unyulo kwakhona ngo-2018 # NGOKWAKHO @DonaldTrump #AmericaOkuqala #TrumpUqeqesho #Iintsimbi https://t.co/iukKz3Wded
-Lou Dobbs (@LouDobbs) NgoJanuwari 2, 2018
U-Lindsay Graham ophosakeleyo ngokudabukisayo
Ixesha elinye uMcCain bestie wajika uTrump Igor wayeziva kamnandi emva kokudlula kwibhili yerhafu ye-GOP ngoDisemba, 2017, ngokungxolisa ukuba nabani na, kubandakanya ubunkokheli be-Senate, ababekholelwa ukuba ngekhe kubekho enye imizamo yokurhoxisa kwaye ithathe indawo ye-Obamacare ngo-2018 yayiphosakele kalusizi. U-Graham wayebonakala elusizi kwaye ephosakele njengoko amaRiphabhlikhi engakhange aphambuke kuphela kuko nakuphi na ukurhoxiswa kunye nokufakwa endaweni yawo, kodwa endaweni yoko wabonisa inkxaso entsha kunye ne-girthy yokukhusela imeko esele ikho ngexesha lemikhankaso yabo yaphakathi enyakeni-njengoko wonke umntu ejonge ukuthandwa koMthetho woKhathalelo. Kodwa wayekhutshwa ngebheyile kule nyanga xa ijaji yenkundla yesithili eTexas uthathwa njengomthetho ongahambelaniyo noMgaqo-siseko ngaphandle kwesigunyaziso somntu ngamnye kwiRiphabhlikhi sikhutshiwe ekuqaleni konyaka ka-2018. (Iingcali zezomthetho ziyathandabuza isigqibo sizakubamba.)
Kulabo bakholelwayo- kubandakanya ubunkokheli beRiphabhlikhi yeSenate- ukuba ngo-2018 ngekhe kubekhona omnye umzamo wokuRhoxisa kunye nokuThintela i-Obamacare- uyaphazama ngokulusizi. https://t.co/peDYlJx1vo
-Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) UDisemba 21, 2017
Umphawuli wezeMidlalo uYoko Ono
KULUNGILE, Yoko. YayiyiFransi!
Ngubani oza kuphumelela iNdebe yeHlabathi?
Umntwana okholelwa kwilizwe elinoxolo.Yoko Ono (@yokoono) NgoFebruwari 14, 2017
I-ghostwriting-nemesis kaTrump ilungisa irekhodi nokuba lililo
Ukunikezela nge-mea culpa yokuqikelela kwakhe kade kwe-2016 ukuba iTrump izobe ihambile ukuphela kwe-2017, Ubugcisa beDili Umbhali-mbhali uTony Schwartz iphindwe kabini ngesibhengezo esingqindilili ngoDisemba ophelileyo. Ndiyakholelwa ngaphezulu kunakuqala ukuba akasayi kuphila njengomongameli ngo-2018. Phakathi kukaMueller, iRashiya kunye nokuhlaselwa ngokwesondo, uTrump yigoner. Akukabikho lizwi lokuba uTony uza kuphinda kathathu kwi-2019.
Kwirekhodi, ndiza kuba ndisiya kuqikelela ukurhoxa kukaTrump ukuphela konyaka. Nangona kunjalo, ndiyakholelwa ngaphezulu kunakuqala ukuba akazukuphila njengomongameli ngo-2018. Phakathi kukaMueller, iRashiya kunye nokuhlaselwa ngokwesondo, uTrump yigoner.
-Tony Schwartz (@tonyschwartz) NgoDisemba 13, 2017
UGlenn Beck uvela kwi-Upside Down ukuyikhonkxa kwiTrump Russia
Uphando olukhokelwa ngu-Mueller malunga ne-Russia-ukhetho-lokuqhekeza kunye naluphi na unxibelelwano kulawulo lukaTrump ekugqibeleni luya kubekwa, ubhale Amehlo acacileyo uGlenn Beck ovela kwimiphetho yenyanga.Akukho zityholo zibalulekileyo ziya kuhlawuliswa nabani na kwaye ziya kuthi ziphele zinempembelelo zero kulawulo lukaTrump.
Intsholongwane kaGqirha uJohn McAfee ethembisa ukusika i-dick yakhe kwiBitcoin, eyayiza kuthi ibaluleke kakhulu ngoku ngokuphindwe kalishumi ngoku
I-antivirus mogul, umrhanelwa wokubulala, kunye nayo yonke indawo ejikeleze iyelenqe UJohn McAfee Bitcoin ixabiso lembali NgoDisemba 25, 2017, yena Ithunyelwe ngokuzithemba, i-BITCOIN iseyi-crypto enkulu. Ngexabiso eliphantsi, kwaye ngekhe libize. Izakuphindeka kalishumi eli xabiso ngo-2018.
Kuni nina abatyali mali bexesha elide njengam: (abo bahlala bebuya kakhulu), iBITCOIN iseyi-crypto enkulu. Ngexabiso eliphantsi, kwaye ngekhe libize. Iya kuba ngamatyeli alishumi ngeli xabiso ngo-2018.
-UJohn McAfee (@officialmcafee) UDisemba 25, 2017
Ngolo suku, i-Bitcoin yayixabisa i-14,943 yeedola. Ngokwalo mbhalo, kufanelekile i-3,556 yeedola.
NgoJulayi we-2017, ukholo lukaMcAffee kukonyuka okungenakuphepheka kweBitcoin lwaye lwagcwala kangangokuba yena wathembisa Ukutya eyakhe i-dick kumabonwakude wesizwe ukuba i-cryptocurrency ayifikanga kwi- $ 500,000 kwisithuba seminyaka emithathu. Siphantse safika ngoku, kwaye izinto azibonakali zintle kakhulu. Ixesha lokuqalisa ukuzingela iresiphi, John!
ukuba akunjalo, ndiza kuyidla i-dick kumabonwakude wesizwe.
-UJohn McAfee (@officialmcafee) Nge-17 kaJulayi 2017
Intlungu kunye nesinyabi: igqwetha jikelele kunye nomlawuli wefilimu ngaphambi kokulingisa
Ekuqaleni konyaka, kusetyenziswa i-twitter esemthethweni ye-AG (edidayo ngoku), former INgqwetha Jikelele laseNew York UEric Schneiderman Ndibhambathisile ukuqhubeka nokukhusela ukhuseleko kunye nentlalo-ntle yabo bonke abantu baseNew York ngo-2018. Akucaci ukuba wayefuna ukubandakanya nabafazi abane ababemtyhola ngokuhlukumeza ngokwesondo nangokwasemzimbeni kamsinya emva koko, kukhokelela ekubeni arhoxe ngoMeyi.
Umsebenzi wam njengeGqwetha Jikelele laseNew York kukuqinisekisa ukuba kukho iseti enye yemigaqo kuye wonke umntu, nokuba utyebile okanye unamandla kangakanani. Kwi-2018, siya kuqhubeka nomsebenzi wethu ukukhusela impilo, ukhuseleko kunye nokuba sempilweni kwabo bonke abantu baseNew York.
-NY AG Underwood (@NewYorkStateAG) NgoJanuwari 2, 2018
Abagcini beGalaxy umlawuli UJames Gunn wayekhwele phezulu ngomhla woNyaka oMtsha, i-2018, xa waxhuma umpu malunga nazo zonke izinto ezintle wayesele eza kwenza kulo nyaka, njengokuyalela imovie elandelayo kwi-franchise. Kwakungaphambi kokuba abantu baqale ukufunda ii-tweets zakhe ukusukela ngo-2008-2012 kwaye incasa yakhe engathandabuzekiyo kweziqhulo-malunga nokuxhatshazwa kwabantwana, ukudlwengulwa kunye ne-pedophilia-wamgxotha nguDisney.
Sonke siza kwenza izinto ezintle kulo nyaka. Uthando kuni nonke ngo-2018.
-UJames Gunn (@JamesGunn) NgoJanuwari 1, 2018
