Umzekeliso ngu-Anthony Garner Khawufane ucinge uBill Nye eneendevu ezimnyama. Ukhangeleka ngandlel 'ithile njengo-Abraham Lincoln: i-lanky, i-bow-tie enxibe utitshala wesayensi inobuso obude obunamehlo amakhulu, amashiya acacisayo ayila amehlo amileyo. Mnu Nye, osandula ukubhala Ayinakunqandwa: UkuBopha iNzululwazi ukuTshintsha uMhlaba , Ukwabelana ngesipho ngephulo lokuthengisa. U-kibitzes kunye nabakhenkethi abaliqela ngenye intsasa ngaphandle kweHayden Planetarium. Oodade ababini abaphatha abantwana abancinci baya kuye. Umnumzana Nye ubambe enye yee-iPhones zoomama, uthabathe i-selfie kwaye unqwenelele umlandeli wakhe ukuba aqhubeke! Njengokuba oodade bemkayo, ubiza omnye omncinci, izihlangu ezintle, Moira!
Ngawaphi amacandelo onokutyala kuwo ukuze usebenzise ithuba lokutshintsha kwemozulu? Iinjini zomoya nabantu abazakhayo. Ndicebisa ukuba abantu batyale imali kwiinkampani ezakha ulwandle olufunekayo ukujongana nolwandle olungenayo. Isizathu sokuba ulwandle lungene kungenxa yokuba luyanda. Ulwandle luyakhula xa kushushu. Njengoko besitsho kwabakhanyelayo, ungamdubula umthunywa, kodwa ayizukukunceda; ulwandle lusaya lukhula.
Kule rekhodi, unguBhelezabhule? ‘Hayi ngokokwazi kwam. Ngoku, khumbula ukuba andiqinisekanga ukuba uMtyholi ukhona. '
Kukho i odumileyo SNL umzobo Ukuchitha impikiswano kaMichael Dukakis-George Bush. Umnumzana Dukakis, odlalwa nguJon Lovitz, uthi kubaphulaphuli, andikholelwa ukuba ndiyaphulukana nalo mfo. Ngamanye amaxesha xa uphikisana nendalo kunye notshintsho lwemozulu, ubonakala umangalisiwe bubudenge bomchasi wakho. Ayibobudenge, kukungazi ngabom.
Ngaba uyifundile iBhayibhile ulungiselela eyakho mpikiswano ejongwe ngokubanzi ngoKen Ham, ummeli wendalo? Hayi, kuba ndiyakuxelela, la mfo, umntu endichasene naye uyazi kakuhle iBhayibhile. Kukho intetho endala yesiNgesi, ecaphula isahluko kunye nevesi, kodwa ngokoqobo angayenza loo nto, ke andizukuphikisana naye ngeBhayibhile. Nokuba ithini na iBhayibhile, kwaye iguqulelwe esiNgesini iminyaka engama-5 000 ubuncinci okoko yabhalwa-nokuba uyitolika kanjani - umhlaba awukho kwiminyaka engama-6,000 ubudala. Umhlaba awunakuba uneminyaka engama-6,000 ubudala. Yimpoxo leyo.
Bendizibuza nje ukuba ukhe wayifunda na iBhayibhile kwaye ngaba ikho indawo oyithandayo? Ewe, ndiyifunde kabini. Inye kuphela into endiyamkelayo eBhayibhileni ukuyenza kwabanye njengoko ubuya kwenza kubo kuwe. Umgaqo wegolide ngumbono omnandi nje.
Ngenxa yokuzikhusela kwakho kwindaleko, ufumana izithuko ezininzi. Enye iwebhusayithi iyaqala, Ngoku asitsho ukuba uBill Nye ngokwakhe liSathana elihamba nekhadi… Kule rekhodi, unguBhelezabhule? Hayi ngokokwazi kwam. Ngoku, gcinani engqondweni ukuba andiqinisekanga ukuba uMtyholi ukhona. Ke, andazi ukuba ukhona umntu omsebenzelayo. Ezo zinto-ezibonisa nje ukuba ndingena phantsi kolusu lomntu, ke kulungile.
Inani elirekhodiweyo labantu baseMelika ngoku bayamkela ukuba abantu babangela utshintsho lwemozulu. Iipesenti ezili-16 kuphela azenzi njalo. Kodwa umba uphantsi njengenkxalabo. Ngaba unokuchaza ukucinywa? I-U.S. Ayikhokeleli ekujonganeni notshintsho lwemozulu kunye nokuphuhlisa imithombo yamandla evuselelekayo enkulu, kwaye ke ihlabathi alilandeli. Ndiyakholelwa kakhulu ukuba ngenkuthazo elungileyo kunye nobunkokeli, sinokutshintsha umhlaba.
Unesakhono esikhethekileyo sokuchaza izimvo ezinkulu xa ulunywa sisandi. Ngaba iiDemokhrasi zikuqeshile ukuba usebenze? Abantu bandibuza malunga noku ngokuqhubekayo, kodwa abaDemokhrasi abandifunanga.
Awusatsho ukuthi hayi? Anditsho ukuba hayi. Kodwa akukho mntu undifumene ngenkuthalo, kwaye ndinalo, eli gama belikade lidlulile. 
UBill Nye nabalandeli ngaphandle kweHayden Planetarium. Ifoto nguDavid Wallis woMqwalaseli.
Itshekhi edlulileyo? Andiyindoda ephumeleleyo yosapho. Ukuba umntu othile uza kum, ndiza kuyicinga.
Ndisondela kuwe. Mongameli Nye, Siyavuyisana ngokusungulwa kwakho. Yintoni into yokuqala oza kuyenza? Sungula umrhumo kunye nenkqubo yokwahlulahlula ukusetyenziswa kwefosili kunye nemveliso yekhabhon diokside, kwaye asinakuze-ewe, hayi-asikwazi ukusebenzisa igama lerhafu kuba iirhafu zimbi, zirhafu ezimbi. Ngubani igama lalo mfo? USathana. USathana uvelisa iirhafu, kodwa ngaphandle kwetyala, sinokuba nenkqubo yemirhumo, ukuze xa uvelisa icarbon dioxide, ububhatale, okokuqala ngepesenti ye-10 ngetoni nganye- eyakho -Ecarbon dioxide, enokufikelela kwiisenti ezili-10 kwitaa enye yegesi. Ndingathanda ukusebenza nzima kakhulu ukukhuthaza umoya ovuselelekayo. Kuboniswe ngokufanelekileyo, sinakho ukubamba onke amandla angama-50 ngumoya, amandla elanga, ubushushu bamandla kunye nolwandle. Kwaye singakwenza oko kwiminyaka eli-15 ezayo. Iminyaka elishumi elinesihlanu ayonto!
Yintoni elula abafundi abangayenza ukuze babenolwazi ngakumbi ngokusingqongileyo? Nantsi into endifuna ukuba wonke umntu ayenze ngoku: thetha ngotshintsho lwemozulu. Ukuba besithetha ngokutshintsha kwemozulu, kwangolo hlobo sithetha ngalo…
Ukuqhomfa? Ukuqhomfa-zizinto ezimbi eChicago naseBaltimore. Ukuba besithetha ngabo bakutshintsho lwemozulu, ngendlela efanayo esithetha ngayo, okanye iimpawu zikaKim Kardashian, Siya kusebenza.
Funda iNkwenkwezi eziNtathu eziQhelekileyo zeZibambiso zokuba awuyi kuThengisa izixhobo xa ethatha umhlala phantsi
