Igalari yeeJewboos ezinokubakho
Ityala elibekwa ngumama ongumJuda kubantwana bakhe linokusidibanisa nesisu ngokungaphezulu kunokuzila ukutya kwiYom Kippur. Kwaye akukho nto ikhupha oko kungumama okufana neziko lomtshato, ngakumbi umnqweno wabo wobungcwele womYuda kumtshato wamaJuda-ingcwelengcwele.
Ngethamsanqa kukho ngoku iYenta, indawo esekwe kwindawo yokuthandana yee-singles ezincinci zamaJuda, ethe tye okanye isitabane. Xa uyiqala ikuxelela ukuba ufumane iJewboo yakho. Kufana neJdate enamavili, okanye iGrindr kwindlu yesikhungu. UTara Palmeri ovela kwiThe Iposi iNew York kuvavanya usetyenziso ngoLwesine. Nangona kunjalo, njengomYuda osisitabane nge-iPhone, okulungeleyo ukuhlangana nendoda yenkcubeko yamaJuda yamaphupha kanina, siziva silunge ngakumbi ukuvavanya ii-neuroses ezenzekayo xa amaYuda amabini edibanisa. Uhlelo lokusebenza aluthembisi ngokucacileyo ukuba liza kukufumana, kodwa sigqibe kwelokuba siyibandakanye njengeyona nto kuba ngumdlalo wazo zonke ii-singles zamaJuda-okanye ithemba labo le-yentas.
Inkqubo yokubhalisa yeYenta ilula ngokwenene. Thumela umfanekiso wakho kwaye ukhethe igama lomsebenzisi kwaye ulungele ukuhamba. Insiza ikubuza ukuba uphendule izinto ezintathu: Yintoni u-shtick wakho, Yintoni eza kumchukumisa umama?, Kunye nokukhetha indawo kwisikali esilahlayo sendlela oyiJuda ngokwenene ngayo.
Olunye usetyenziso olufanayo, njengeGrindr okanye iScruff, cela abasebenzisi ukuba bangenise ubutyebi beenkcukacha ezinje ngobudala, ubude, ubunzima, indawo, umdla, into abayifunayo, kwaye nakwezinye iimeko, loluphi udidi lwabantu abathandanayo , ii-twinks, izihlunu, njl. njl. Ingxenye yengxaki yeYenta kukusilela kolwazi oluboniswe kwiprofayili yomsebenzisi. Uninzi lwabasebenzisi lutsibe ukuphendula eyona mibuzo mibini yokwenyani, ke ezi nkcukacha zibonakalayo kuphela kwiinkangeleko ezininzi ligama lomsebenzisi, umfanekiso, kunye nendlela angamaJuda ngayo. Andiqinisekanga ukuba ujonge igalari ye iipunami yeyona ndlela yokufumana umntu oza kumngenisa phantsi kwechupah.
Sikhuphele usetyenziso izolo kwaye sachitha usuku sidlala ngothando. Insiza intle inqwelwana, ihlala isithi ayinakufumana indawo esihlala kuyo okanye ukuba abasebenzisi bebengafumaneki (kufanelekile, izolo yayilusuku lokuqalisa). Le ntatheli iphendule ukuba i-shtick yethu yayiyi-whisky kwaye nokuba yeyiphi na eyinxalenye yamaJuda iya kuba yinto enokuthi ichukumise umama wethu. Sihambise imitha yamaJuda kufutshane nje namaJuda nje- uxolo, mama.
Ngobusuku bonke ekugqibeleni sathunyelwa umyalezo! Inkosana yethu yamaJuda yayifikile kwaye yayineendevu, imncinci ijonge, kwaye ziimayile ezimbini kuphela kude! UMat ligama lakhe lomsebenzisi elisenze sazibuza ukuba ngaba unguMat Rubenstein okanye uMat Goldstein, okanye mhlawumbi enye into engaphezulu kweye-Jewish-y. Ude wasibiza ngokuba mhle kumyalezo wakhe wokumazisa. Kodwa uh-oh, inyoka enkulu. Kumbuzo womama wakhe, uMat uyavuma ukuba ungumntu onetyala kwaye onetyala lomama akasebenzi kuye. Owu ukuba ukhulelwe, yeka ukudana!
Abasebenzisi kuya kufuneka babonise izatifikethi zabo zebar mitzvah ukuze bafumane iakhawunti okanye kungenjalo iklabhu yelizwe lamaJuda kuphela iya kwenziwa ingenamsebenzi kwaphela.
