UJoe noKendall.ABC / UPaul Hebert Ukuba awuzange ubukele Isidanga eParadesi , Ukuskena ngokukhawuleza kwemiboniso yokwakheka komboniso kunokukwenza uzive ngathi uthathe i-peyote emva koko waqala ukutywina ngeTinder. Iikiti ezixakekileyo iikhredithi zentshayelelo , phantse ukugqibelela kokungabikho kolwakhiwo lokwenyani gcina imizuzu eli-10 yokuhanjiswa kwentyatyambo kunye ne-monologues ezigqekejiweyo malunga nothando olungunaphakade luvuselele imeko evakalelwa ngokungathi iyinyani njengebhegi yesitalato yomsele.
Yonke into malunga nolukhuphiswano olusekwe kwinyani yokwakha luyilo olucokisekileyo olwenziwe ngabavelisi abanobuqili abebesoloko befuna abafuna udumo nge-abs entle iminyaka elishumi elinesiqingatha.
Ngexesha lokuvavanywa kwexesha lonyaka kunye ne ubumdaka ye iimpazamo , Bayifumene ifomula yokudala unxibelelwano: dibanisa abagqatswa ababukeka bembonakalo entle, ukhuphiswano oluqhutywa ngumnqweno wokuphepha ukuthunyelwa ekhaya, kunye nokusilela ngokupheleleyo kwezinto zokwenza (akukho fowuni, akukho khompyuter, akukho TV) ngaphandle kwesiselo , ulwe, kwaye ulungiselele umntu oshushu.
Phezu kwentloko Isidanga kwaye Bachelorette ii-franchise, abagqatswa banikwa phantse iinyanga ezintathu ukuba bawe ngokungathandekiyo eluthandweni kwaye bacebise okanye bacetyiswe ukuba benze njalo. Ukulungiselela spinoff Isidanga eParadesi Umda wokutshixa uthando olwaneleyo lokufumana amanqaku ngedayimani yasimahla yeNeil Lane yehlisiwe yaya kwindawo phakathi kweeveki ezimbini ukuya kwezintathu.
Akukho namnye kubo ofana nobomi bokwenyani. Kude kube ngenene, ngenene.
Ngobusuku bokugqibela Isidanga eParadesi Ukuphela, izibini ezibini zashiya umboniso, kodwa ezinye zatyhila ukuba baphinde babuya kunye emva kokuqhekeka ngexesha lonyaka, kwaye omnye okhuphisanayo wafumana amava amabi kakhulu kuye wonke umntu: waphoswa, ngokungenalusini nangobuchwephesha, phambi kwesitudiyo esixhwiliweyo esigcwele zii-gawkers kwaye izigidi zababukeli emakhaya.
Ngaphandle kwendalo esingqongileyo, Isidanga eParadesi Uyazi ukuba ukuthandana kuveza ukuba ungubani kanye kanye, kwaye oku (kungenakwenzeka njengoko kuvakala) kuyenze ukuba ibe yeyonaRealst Show kwiReality TV.
Thatha abagqatswa beentonga ezimbini, uChris noKrystal. Ngexesha lokuma kwabo kwii-franchise eziphambili, Zombini zaphoswa njengencwadi yesikhokelo ikhathuni ekhohlakeleyo yeqela, inyani eyayibamba uChris Harrison (ingcali egqibeleleyo) wayeyinyamekele ukubonisa ukuphela kwesibini ngoLwesibini.
Nini Isidanga eParadesi Uphinde wasazisa kuChris, wakhe Umphunga wedekhoni babenobungozi njengoko behlala be njalo. Wazibiza IGosa , Wakhetha umlo omncinci kunye nabanye abafana kwaye wanyibilika ngeenxa zonke enxibe i-headband emenza abukeke UBen Stiller phakathi Ibhola yedoji .
Kwangokunjalo, ngaphandle kokunyanzelisa itshintshiwe okoko ex-Bachelor Arie kaThixo ixesha lonyaka, Krystal waltzed kwi IParadesi ngelizwi elifanayo elifanayo lomntwana kunye neminqweno yedippy esele iguqule abantu abaninzi ngokuchasene naye. Luhlobo lokutshisa isilumko ukunqanda ukungcangcazela okubi, okwathi okunene kwanika ababukeli, kulungile, ukungcangcazela okungalunganga.
Andiqondi ukuba ndakhe, ngathi, ndanga i-blonde, yayiyeyona nto igqwesileyo yokuthatha iChris isetyenzisiwe kwiKrystal kwisiqendu sesithathu. Owu thixo wam, uyafana, undincoma kakhulu ngoku! wangxama.
Xa ikhamera yayisika kubaphulaphuli besitudiyo ngexesha lasemva kokubona, unokubona ukuthandabuza kwabo kwingcambu yesi sibini: okuninzi sele kwehlile. Nangona kunjalo bonwabile yena noKrystal bebeselunxwemeni, isindululo sikaChris (a ngokuqinisekileyo ucinga ukuba ndifuna ukuba sohlukane kodwa ndilinde ngokwenyani andiyiyo! Fake-out for the years) ngekhe ndinamathele.
Kodwa yabona: jonga metamorphosis. UChris onganyamezelekiyo, owayehlala ekhawuleza ukwenza njalo sebenzisa kwaye ndinomdla woku dibana no naye nabani na osondeleyo kuye, wayethambile kwaye wakhula phantse ngaphaya kokuqondwa.
Nabani na owake waziva ethomalalisiwe, ephilisiwe okanye ii-atom zakhe zalungiswa ngokutsha ngothando olungenakuthelekiswa nanto zinokuhambelana nohambo lukaChris. Ngamanye amagama: izinto zokwenyani. Ukutshintsha kukaKrystal kwindlela aziphethe ngayo ukuya ekuthandeni isotto bekufana nokubetha, kwaye ngequbuliso, abantu ababini abanzulu baphoqeleka ukuba bajongane iimvakalelo ezinzulu ngendlela engazange ibonwe .
Ekugqibeleni, uChris wayenjalo ndilila . Ndiyakhala kuba andonwabanga nje kuphela, ndinje, ndiyabulela ukuba ndinomfazi omangalisayo onje owabona amandla am kwaye wandinceda wandiguqula IParadesi .
Uphambene? Mhlawumbi, ude umbe nzulu. Isidanga eParadesi sele ivelisile izibini (njenge UJade kunye noTanner , kunye UCarly noEvan ) bobabini baye batshata kwaye banabantwana, ke indlela yokubonisa indlela yokukhawulezisa ubuncinci ivelise igolide yothando ngaphambili.
Esihogweni, uPete Davidson ukhethe i umsesane wokubandakanya ye-Ariana Grande mhla badibana, kwaye banoburhalarhume bathe phithi yenye nenye iphantse yalisikizi. Ngubani oza kuthetha ukuba yintoni esebenzayo?
UChris noKrystal bafumana isiphelo sabo esonwabisayo, kodwa xa uthando-luvavanyelwa nakwesiphi na isantya sempambano-kutyhila ukungazithembi kwakho konke kwaye kukufaka kumhlaba ongaziwayo, izinto azihlali zihamba kakuhle.
UJenna noJordani bahamba ngomkhumbi baya esiphelweni (esasikho ifakwe kwi-28 ka-Agasti ) kubonakala ngathi bathandi abonwabileyo, kodwa izolo ekuseni, iBachelor spoiler maestro Inyaniso uSteve Ubungqina obupapashiweyo bokuba uJenna ebhalela umntu othile ukuba aqinisekise ukuba iimvakalelo zakhe kumdlalo ziyinyani, ngelixa kwangaxeshanye ethembisa iJordani angamtshata .
Ndikuxelele izolo kwaye ndihlala ndikuxelela ukuba konke oku kwenzelwa ishishini lam, umyalezo omnye (oqinisekisiweyo ukuba uvela kwinombolo yakhe yomnxeba) ufundeka. Uyayazi ukuba ndiyidinga kangakanani imali. Mna noJordani abadibananga ngokwenene. Andimthandi nokuba makhe ndimthande.
Ukuba yonke le nto iyanamathela, kwaye iyinyani, ndiya kwenzakala kakhulu kunobunzulu bezothando. Ndizokwenzakala njengomntu nanjengomhlobo, iJordani, ndothukile, ndixelelwe ABANTU kwingxelo. Ndiyamazi uJenna wam, kwaye ndizifundile ezo zibhalo kwaye entliziyweni yam, ndiyazi ukuba nguye.
Ukusukela oko wabona iJenna okokuqala, iJordani yamfanyekiswa kukukhanya okuqaqambileyo kwe into ayithandayo . Uthando lwamenza wabuthathaka ngokupheleleyo, kodwa endaweni yokuba adibane naye, uJenna wamsebenzisa. Phantse sonke singadlala umzekelo kubomi bethu ukuze sazi ukuba ayisiyiyo inyani yeTV eyinyani; le nto yenzeka mihla le .
Inkqubo ye- ngokungahambi kakuhle kufutshane nasekhaya Ukunyaniseka kwe Isidanga eParadesi ayikaze icace gca kunangaphambili xa abaphulaphuli baphelela kuthe cwaka njengoko uKamil wayelahla u-Annaliese ozeka kade phambi kweekhamera. Sibhukishe i-Airbnb kuthi izolo ukuze sichithe iveki sikunye, wakhankanya, ngaphambi kokuba ahambe.
Ndacinezela xa uKevin noAstrid babhengeza ukuba babuyelane, ngaphandle kwempahla yakhe ebalulekileyo. Ndikhe ndadibana nabafana abanjalo ngaphambili-u-Astrid usasazwa njenge-Band-Aid yobomi.
Ndabamba umphefumlo wam xa uKendall waya eChicago eyokuxelela iVenkile kunye neVenkile yokuGcina uJoe wayemthanda ngaphandle koqhawulo-mtshato lwabo, kwaye wathi ngekhe amthembise ukuba iimvakalelo zakhe ziya kubuya. (Isilumkiso seSpoiler: babuyelene, kwaye uJoe uzakuba kwixesha elizayo le- Ukudanisa ngeenkwenkwezi ).
Awunakufumana olu hlobo lobundlobongela ngokunyaniseka naphina kwenye indawo kumabonwakude-ubuncinci kubo bonke, ngolonwabo ngokwaneleyo, kwi Isidanga sokuqala kwaye IBachelorette . Ewe, Beep Ngaba yi-slapdash spinoff ethengiswa njenge-fluff elula yasehlotyeni, kodwa inobukrelekrele kune-sitcom yenethiwekhi, ikhathaza ngakumbi kuneyona saccharine melodrama (ejonge kuwe, Sithi aba ), kwaye njengomlutha njenge-ex awusoze uphinde uphumelele.
Eyona franchise iyingozi kakhulu kwaye iyabandezeleka ngenxa yayo. Isidanga eParadesi Winks ngelixa uhambisa umyalezo wayo, kodwa uyihambisa ngokufanayo: ngaphandle kothando lokwenene, ubomi bakho bunokuba yinto engenaxabiso. Apha, unayo i-daiquiri!
Ukukhathazeka malunga nokuba ngaba le nto iyityhefu ngaphandle kwenqaku. Nokuba ithini na ifilosofi yakho, umnqweno womntu wokunqulwa unamandla ngokwaneleyo okuwisa ubukhosi, kwaye ubudlelwane bethu bahlukile ngokungafaniyo nathi. Kodwa kanye xa sicinga ukuba siyibonile yonke into ibali lothando ekufuneka ilinikele, isibini I-narcissists ephambeneyo yiya uphinde uvuselele isondo ledama.
