Into yokuqala endiyicingileyo xa ndivula Usozimali Umlingisi Izolo ebusuku, Owu thixo wam, ngaba nguKim Kardashian? Ngaba uyalungiswa kwi Usozimali Umlingisi ? Ngaba wahlukana ngasese noKhan? Ngaba le iya kuba ngomnye umgca weqhinga lokuwina kwi Elinye lamaxesha ezillion alandelayo Ukugcina kunye neeKardashians?!
Hayi, hayi. AyingoKim Kardashian kodwa nguJulissa Bermudez, umphathi weTV okwenzeka ukuba abonakale ngokufana noKim Kardashian-ubuncinci kum. Kodwa ke kwakhona, bendicinga ukuba ilokhwe imhlophe kwaye igolide. Ke ngubani owaziyo ukuba yintoni na into ethethayo? 
Andiphambani, akunjalo?
Ngapha koko, uJulissa uneengxaki ezimbalwa xa kufikwa ekufumaneni abafana. Okokuqala, uthanda ukubeka phambili umsebenzi wakhe ngaphezu kokuthandana. Kwaye xa efumana umntu ongumfana, uhlala eluhlobo olushushu lweesile olungakwaziyo ukuphatha impumelelo yakhe, kwaye ufuna nje ukumbonisa njengeelekese zengalo.
Ekupheleni kosuku, uJulissa uyazi ukuba ukubukeka kwakhe akuyi kuhlala ngonaphakade, kwaye ufuna ubudlelwane apho angathatha khona imivimbo yakhe kwaye ahlambuluke ubuso kunye nomntu ondifunayo kum. 
kukho ithuba lokuba ndizoba kubi ngenye imini lolololol uphambene ndiyazi
Usozigidigidi wethu olandelayo nguAdam O'Rourke, ekubonakala ukuba uguqule nje ngokupheleleyo isazisi sakhe. Ngenye imini umntu weqela kwiqela le-punk rock Iisenti ezi-2 , UAdam uphulukene nje neeponti ezingama-30 (irig yam iyaqina, utsho, ebangela ukuba ndigabhe isidlo sam sangokuhlwa), kwaye ngoku uyi-CEO yenkampani yesoftware ebizwa ngokuba yiSnaphunt, enokuba yinkohliso kuba NGOKWENENE AKUKHOGOLE. 
Upholile uAdam, uyenze phi loo nto, IMICROSOFT PAINT?
Ngoku uAdam eguqukayo ukusuka kubomi be-punk rock ukuya kubomi babantu bokwenene, ukulungele ukutshata kwaye abe nabantwana. Ngokwenyani, sele enamagama abantwana bakhe akhethiweyo, kwaye akanakulinda ukuba abantwana bathi bakhokele iMelika ukuba ikhanye, isondo ngomso, nto leyo iyinyani ngokwenene ukuyithetha ngabantwana bakho.
UPatti uyamthanda uAdam kuba uyikhooky kwaye quirky, kwaye uthi uyakumnceda ukuba afumane intombazana entle enomdla onomdla ongabandakanyi ukudubula. 
ndizakukufumanela intombazana ukuba undifunela iblukhwe
Okulandelayo, lixesha lokuba uPatti kunye nabalandeli bakhe bafumane abasebenzi abanokubakho kuJulissa noAdam. Baya kwigalari yobugcisa balapha, kuba iigalari zobugcisa zitsala abantu abapholileyo, abapholileyo, abanenkcubeko, ngokukaPatti. Lindela umzuzwana-kwenzeka njani ukuba wonke umntu kule galari yobugcisa avele nje aphakathi kweminyaka engama-25 nengama-35 nangaphandle kweli lizwe lihle? Ngaba aba bantu baphoswa yiBravo kwangaphambili? Ngaba yile nto wonke umntu ajongeka ngayo e-LA? Ndinomdla. 
Umsebenzi nje wasemva kwemini kuthi amantombazana lololol!
Ngaphambi kokuba oosozigidi bakwazi ukuhlangabezana nemidlalo yabo, uJulissa kufuneka adibane nenye kaPatti Abahlobo abalusizi abafuna ukunyuselwa kwikhondo lomsebenzi iingcali: UTiffany Haddish, umntu ohlekisayo ekubonakala ukuba ~ uyazi izinto ~ malunga nokuthandana. UTiffany uxelela uJulissa ukuba avumele umfana azi, ukusuka kwindawo ahamba kuyo, ukuba ulindele ntoni kuye-ngaloo ndlela anokugqiba kwangoko ukuba ufuna ukuzibandakanya. UJulissa akazi ukuba angayenza na loo nto, kodwa wenza into eyakhayo kuba uBravo ngokungathandabuzekiyo kufuneka ayenze ibonakale ngathi le ntlanganiso ingalunganga yayifanelekile. 
ngumhlobo wam lo Tiffany, btw ungumhlekisi
sry kodwa singabuyela kwindawo apho ndingatshatanga Ixesha likaJulissa noAdam lokudibana nabo banokubakho kugcino lwedatha! UJulissa uchukunyiswe nguSam, ophosa abanye ~ oqhelekileyo waseSpanish ~ kwaye uthi ebeye kwiRiphabhlikhi yaseDominican amaxesha angama-25. Kukwakho noMahdi-ngubani omhle kakhulu kwaye owayekade ekuMkhosi wamanzi-oxelela uJulissa ukuba akayonkokeli yeGestapo. Yoyikeka kakhulu xa abafana besenza izingqinisiso zamaNazi ngomhla wokuqala, amiright ??? 
ungathi ngubani ozithandayo phakathi kwenkulungwane yama-20 uzwilakhe wase-Europe ??
Ngaphesheya kwelinye icala lokutyela, uAdam ungene eHaley, othengisa izixhobo zokomelela komzimba kwaye ufuna ukuya esibhakabhakeni ngolunye usuku, kunye noGabriella, ofunda ikhowudi-amanani ka-Adam angabopha ngaphezulu kwe-app ~ izinto.
Bobabini uJulissa noAdam baqhekekile phakathi kwabantu ababini, ke uPatti wenza iqhinga lakudala lokutshatisa-oko kukuthi, eqhawula iminwe yakhe phambi kobuso bezigidi kwaye ebenza ukuba bakhethe umntu kuloo ndawo. 
Okulandelayo ndiza kuphinda ndiqhawule kwaye uya kuba neenwele ezingathandekiyo
Ixesha leentsuku zemihla ngemihla! UAdam ukhetha uHaley kwaye amthabathe kwi-limo ye-shmancy limo. Okulusizi kukuba, loo nto imalunga nokuqaqanjelwa bubumdaka njengalo mhla; UAdam uqhuba ukuqhuba uHaley abuyele endlwini yakhe-iyonke hayi kwiincwadi zikaPatti, kuba ikwenza ubonakale njenge-weirdo enexabiso eliphantsi-kwaye upheke isidlo sakhe sangokuhlwa ngelixa yena, ngokucebisa kuka-Adam, ngokungathandabuzekiyo kwi-chaise eyadini yakhe yangasemva. Xa kunokwenzeka uye ngelixa ndipheka wena inyama yesonka ibingeyonto inzima yomhla, esi sibini siqhubeka nokutya isteki kwiyadi yangasemva ka-Adam-uHaley esese-bikini yakhe, no-Adam enxibe ngokupheleleyo ihempe enemikhono emide nebhulukhwe enokuba sisinxibo esifanayo awayesinxiba kumxube . Kwakhona, kufana, kukhanya ngaphandle. Yintoni, 3 pm? 
Akukho nto njengokutya i-steak kwi-bikini kwiyadi yomnye umntu emva kokuba wenze i-gal izive ikhululekile ngomhla wokuqala!
Ngelo xesha, uJulissa, wakhetha uSam-yena wejel yeenwele ezininzi kunye nesakhono sokuthetha iSpanish. USam uthatha uJulissa ukuya kuMgodi weMigodi, apho bakhetha khona isilwanyana seceram ukupenda. Ngokwenyani ngendiza apha kuphela ukuba bendikunye nomtshana wam, utshilo uJulissa, loluphi uhlobo olwaphula intliziyo yam. USam wayezama nje ukumnika into ayifunayo: ngokuchaseneyo namava ekhaphethi ebomvu.
Ngombulelo, uJulissa ugqiba ukonwaba-ngaphandle kwamathandabuzo wokuba neentloni zokunxiba iklabhu yokunxiba kwisitudiyo sabantwana seseramics. 
ezi zizithende zam zokupenda ndiyafunga
Buyela emva kowona mhla ungathandekiyo, uAdam wasusa iipleyiti kwaye wabuya nekatala yakhe waya ku-serenade uHaley. Ngokucacileyo, usanxibe into eyi-turtleneck. UHaley akabonakali ngathi ucinga; Uthi ubethwe ngumculo wakhe, kwaye uyabona ukuba unecala elifudumeleyo nelinovakalelo. Baqhubeka bephuzana ukusuka kude omnye komnye ngokobuntu, kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba akukho nasemilebeni. 
hey babe unjani ukuphuma kule bikini kwaye ndiqhubeka nokunxiba le turtleneck
Emva kwesitudiyo seekeramics, uSam uthatha uJulissa aye kwisidlo sangokuhlwa. Ndiqaphele uSam wenza okuninzi okubonakalayo, okubonakalayo ebonakala ebusweni kunye neentetho ngokungathi ufunda kwiskripthi somdlalo bhanyabhanya. Ngaba unovalo kancinci? USam undikhumbuza uAdam Brody kwindima yonke eyadlalwa nguAdam Brody. 
obu buso bam bokuthandabuza
ngoku ndiyamangaliswa Nangona kunjalo, incoko yabo intle, kwaye kuninzi kakhulu ngekhemistri phakathi kwabo, kwaye ekupheleni kwesidlo sangokuhlwa, uJulissa uvumela uSam ukuba amange esidleleni.
Kwintlanganiso elandelayo kaPatti noJulissa, ufunda ukuba uJulissa usandula ukuvuthela uSam ukuya kuthatha i-gig yokubamba eTennessee. UPatti uyacaphuka kuJulissa kwaye ufuna ayeke ukubeka umsebenzi kuqala, kuba angathini umfazi ukuba akhethe umsebenzi endaweni yomfana? Kwi-epilogue, sifunda ukuba uJulissa noSam zange baphinde babonane. Womp womp. Cinga ukuba akuphumelelanga.
Emva koko, uPatti udibana noAdam, ovuma ukuba uthumela imiyalezo-engabizi-uHaley ukususela kumhla wabo wokuqala. UPatti uyamcaphukisa uAdam, naye, aze amxelele ukuba athethe noHaley emnxebeni; Abafazi bathandana phakathi kweendlebe zabo, utsho, nto leyo ebenza babe nejusi egumbini elingaphantsi. Ewe, ndingayikrazula i-TV yam ngaphandle kodonga ndiyilahle kuphahla lwesakhiwo sam? K enkosi.
Kwicala eliqaqambileyo, ndicinga ukuba zonke izinto ezinamanzi ziyasebenza, kuba uAdam noHaley kubonakala ukuba babonana rhoqo. Impumelelo!
