UNks. Stanger udibana noMnu. Lobel kunye notata wakhe. (IBravo)
Siyayifumana, Usozimali Umlingisi . Ngokuchasene ne-spiel encinci kaPatti Stanger ekuqaleni kwesiqendu ngasinye, ngamanye amaxesha yena ayenzi yenza umdlalo ogqibeleleyo. Kwaye kulungile! Kwenzeka kweyona nto intle kuthi. Konke esikucelayo, njengabalandeli abazinikeleyo abafumana ukonwatyiswa ebusuku kwinyani yeTV, kukuba ukuba umdlalo uyasilela, kufanelekile ukusilela kabuhlungu. Kufuneka kubekho izitulo eziphosiweyo. Iimpama zabethwa ngempama. Iziselo ziphoswe ebusweni babantu.
Ngelishwa, phezolo Usozimali Umlingisi Isiqendu asihambisanga nanye kwezi zinto sele zichaziwe. Yomibini le midlalo ayiphumelelanga… kwaye wonke umntu ubonakale elungile kuyo. Enjani yona into yokudinwa!
Njengesiqhelo, isiqephu saqala nge-baner emnandi, ebhalwe ngokuqinisekileyo phakathi kukaNks. Stanger kunye nee-minion zakhe ezizilungele ngokupheleleyo. Ngaba ukhona omnye umntu umkhumbule uDestin noRachel? Zazisihlaziya ngendlela ehlaziyayo! Ngapha koko, sifunda ukuba uNks. Stanger ubonakalisiwe kwiphepha elingaphandle IMillenium , imagazini koosozigidi. Ayothusi into yokuba le ayisiyiyo imagazini esiyivileyo. Okulandelayo, iqela lithetha ngezihloko zemboniselo nganye ' ukuthandana blogs . Sisibhengezo nje esityebileyo esikhulu. Iya kubagcini beedatha, nceda!
Okokuqala ngu-Rachel Uchitel oneminyaka engama-38 ubudala, owayeqhele ukuba mkhulu kakhulu kwimveliso yeklabhu yasebusuku ye-NYC, kwaye uvule amashishini alishumi elinanye esixekweni. Wayesoloko eganelwe, kodwa umlingane wakhe wasweleka kabuhlungu nge-9/11; ukusukela ngoko, uye waba yinto uNks. Stanger ayibiza ngokuba yi-shredder-i-alpha female ehlala ikhetha abantu abangafanelekanga, emva koko ibalahle njengephepha layizolo.
Ngenxa yolawulo luka-Uchitel, uhlobo-A lobuntu, UNks. Stanger uthatha isigqibo sokuba endaweni yomxube oqhelekileyo, uyakwenza into ebizwa ngokuba sisipili somtshato, apho u-Uchitel angabukela ngasese ngelixa u-Stanger ehlola amadoda , kwaye unike uNksk. Stanger imibuzo ethile ukuba ayibuze. Oku kuvakala kungonwabi kancinci kunesixube esiqhelekileyo kuba akukho tywala, kodwa kuyacaca ukuba iyakunceda uNks Uchitel ukukhetha umfana ofanelekileyo.
Usozigidi wethu wesibini ngumntu esikhe sambona kumboniso ngaphambili: uSteve Lobel oneminyaka engama-48, umphathi wezomculo kunye nolonwabo ongazange atshate. Unempandla, umfana omhlophe ongumJuda onxiba iisuti ezinxibeleleneyo kwaye ukwinyani yehip-hop. UNks Stanger ngokufanelekileyo ubhekisa kuye njenge-Q-tip evela eQueens kunye ne-teddybear enzima. Izinto khange zisebenze kunye nentombazana uMnu.Lobel ukhethe okokugqibela ebesemdlalweni- sicinga ukuba wayeneminyaka engama-20 emncinci kuye, kwaye engekude ukulungela umtshato kunye nabantwana- kwaye ngoku ubuyile okwesibini zama.
UNks. Stanger uthatha isigqibo sokuba uMnumzana Lobel kufuneka enze isibuko somtshato esineendlela ezimbini, naye, kuba ukhetha ngokwenene. Emva koko uya kudibana noosozigidi ngokwakhe.
Kuqala, uNks. Stanger udibana noMnumzana Lobel kwindawo yakhe yokurekhoda. Phambi kokuba behle baye kushishino, umhlobo kaMnu Lobel ongumrepha, uKrayzie Bone, umema uNks. Stanger ukuba adlwengule naye. Umboniso usika kwisivumo, apho uNks. Stanger ekhwaza, Lindani, nzulu? Ekuphela kwento endakhe ndayisongela ziingxowa zesipho kunye neenwele zam! Ngubani obhala le nto? Kwaye kuthetha ntoni ukusonga iinwele zakho? Ngaba oku? Ngapha koko, UNks. Stanger uya kwigumbi lokurekhoda kwaye wenza i-rap, kwaye kubi kakhulu.
Emva koko, uthetha noMnumzana Lobel notata wakhe, naye okhoyo. Apha, sifunda ukuba uMnu.Lobel unesikhonkwane esincinci esigama linguDior asiphatha njengentombi, kwaye nosaziwayo awatyumkileyo nguPadma Lakshmi. UNks. Stanger ubuza utata kaMnumzana Lobel osele ekhulile ukuba angathanda ukuba abe ngumfazi onjani njengomolokazana. Uhlobo lwe-homie lomntu, uyaphendula.
UNks. Stanger emva koko uya kudibana noNks Uchitel, okwangumhlobo wakudala. UNks. Stanger ubuza ukuba ngubani u-Uchitel wodumo losaziwayo, kwaye uthi nguJason Bateman. Ngokwam, siye sancothulwa kancinci nguJason Bateman okoko sabona itreyila Amagama amabi , kodwa ~ nganye nganye yeyayo ~.
UNks Uchitel ukwathetha ngokusweleka komyeni wakhe wangaphambili nge-9/11. Ucacisa indlela awayekuyo kwenye yeenqaba, kunye nendlela awayefowunela ngayo xa inqwelomoya yabetha isakhiwo sakhe-emva koko ifowuni yakhe yafa. Kubuhlungu ngendlela engathethekiyo, kwaye sinethemba lokwenyani lokuba UNks Uchitel ufumana umntu okhethekileyo, hayi ngomboniso wenyani weBravo.
Ngoku lixesha lezibuko zomtshato ezibini. UMnu Lobel uhamba kuqala. Emva kokujonga ngasese ukuhlolwa, unciphisa iphuli ukuya kwabafazi ababini: Masika, onenkampani yezixhobo ezenza izixhobo zokulingana nezandla zabasetyhini (um, COOL !!); kunye no-Allie, owenza intengiso ye-Forever 21, kwaye uthi uhlobo lokutya aluthandayo lusempilweni.
Sisigqibo esinzima kuMnu Lobel. Andifezekanga, kodwa ndiyakhetha, utshilo kuNks. Stanger. Kodwa ngekhe ukhethe kuba ungagqibelelanga, uyaphendula. UNks Stanger ucinga ukuba kufuneka ahambe noMasikha oqolileyo, osekekileyo. Nathi senza njalo. Kodwa ekugqibeleni uMnumzana Lobel uthatha u-Allie ozibiza ngokuba yimpilo, ojongeka emncinci ngokwaneleyo ukuba angayintombi yakhe. Mhlawumbi baya kwenza i-yoga kunye kwaye emva koko bathathe iintlobo ezahlukeneyo zeseleri.
Okulandelayo, lithuba likaNks Uchitel. Zininzi ii-duds kwisivuno sakhe semihla enokubakho, kubandakanya uPaul, indoda esele ikhulile ethi ndiyakuthanda mfazi kube kanye- kwaye emva kweminyaka emibini epheleleyo yokuthandana, kunye noAndre, umlweli weMMA onokuba ngowona mkhulu Indoda esakhe sayibona ebomini bethu. Ekugqibeleni, UNks Uchitel kufuneka akhethe phakathi kweMac, umqeqeshi, kunye noBrandon, owayesakuba sisergeant yolwandle.
Ngaphandle kokungonwabi kukuncuma okungapheliyo kukaBrandon (Ungumntu waseNew York okrexezayo, UNks. Stanger ukhalaza), UNks Uchitel umkhetha ukuba abe ngumhla wenkosi.
Lixesha lemihla. Kungenxa yokuba akukho nto ithi ndiyakuthanda njengezixhobo ezinokubulala, uMnumzana Lobel uthatha u-Allie waya kuluhlu lwemipu ukudubula imipu. Uyatsala le ntshukumo apho eme emva kwakhe kwaye asebenzise iingalo zakhe ukumnceda ajonge umpu, kodwa ujongeka engonwabanga, ngokungathi ufuna ukuzishukumisa ngaphandle kukratshi, utata we-Q-tippy.
Makhe sijonge uNks Uchitel noBrandon. UBrandon usisa u-Allie kwisikolo se-baseball, apho bachitha khona ixesha elithile kwindlwana yokubetha. UBrandon unomdla wokwenyani kwaye ubonakala enovalo ngokukhubazeka, kwaye ngaxa lithile uxelela uNks Uchitel, Ujongeka umhle kakhulu kuloo bat. Awu. Kananjalo, uyancuma kakhulu- kakhulu. Kuyamangalisa. Yeka ukuncuma.
Buyela kuMnu Lobel. Ucebe ipikniki kwi-gondola yohlobo lwaseVenice, kodwa kuyabanda kwaye kunamafu. U-Allie uyaqhaqhazela, kodwa ucinga ukuba kuhle kakhulu ukuba uMnumzana Lobel wenze zonke ezi zinto zothando, ke ukhwela kwi-gondola kunye naye. Umnumzana Lobel umnika incasa yethanga muffin, kwaye uthatha into encinci, kuba # iikhalori. Umnumzana Lobel ubuza u-Allie ukuba uyafuna na ukutshata kwaye abe nabantwana, kwaye uthi uyayenza ngenye imini, kodwa okwangoku. Womp womp.
Njengoko isikhephe sidlula phantsi kwebhulorho, umqhubi wegondola (umqhubi? Umphathi? Inkosi enkulu?) Wazisa esi sibini ukuba sisithethe sokwanga. Umnumzana Lobel ubonakala kuyo, kodwa u-Allie umnika ipeksi esidleleni. Unokuba ngumalume wakhe. Kuyinto engathandekiyo.
Umhla ka-Uchitel kunye noBrandon ubonakala ngathi uhamba ngcono. Baya kwivenkile yokutyela ebonakala intle ngesidlo sangokuhlwa, kwaye UNks Uchitel wenza iinzame zokuba angamhluphi uBrandon. Incoko yabo ibonakala iyindalo, ngaphandle kokuncuma kukaBrandon. Ukuphuma kwabo kwivenkile yokutyela, uBrandon ungcangcazela kukoyika malunga nento awayeyixelelwe nguNks. Stanger, xa U-Uchitel emsika ngokumanga. UNks. Stanger usenokucaphuka kuNks Uchitel ngokuba yindoda kulwalamano, kodwa sicinga ukuba intle kakhulu. Yifumane, gurlllllll.
Emva kwemihla, UNks. Stanger ukhangela koosozigidi kunye nemihla yabo. Ufunda ukuba uMnumzana Lobel akazange anxibelelane no-Allie ukusukela kumhla wabo-nangona wayenomdla kuye emzimbeni, wayedanile kuba wayengakulungelanga ukuhlala phantsi. Usajonge le nto ikhazimlayo, intombazana eshushu ekoneni, ugqiba uNks.
Izinto zibonakala zintle kakhulu kuNks Uchitel. Uxelela uNks. Stanger ukuba uyonwabele imini yakhe, kwaye uyakuthanda nokumanga uBrandon. Sifumanisa ukuba lo mdlalo uza kuba yimpumelelo, kodwa ngexesha le-epilogue encinci, sifunda ukuba U-Uchitel noBrandon ababonananga ngenene ukusukela kumhla wabo. Laaaame.
Esi siqendu siziva siswele ngokwenene. Akuzange kufezekise nto, ngaphandle kokusiqinisekisa ukuba uNks. Stanger akaze aqhubeke nomsebenzi we-rap. Ngaba ababonisi babengenakuxelela u-Allie ukuba atyhale uMnumzana Lobel kwi-gondola, okanye baxelele uBrandon ukuba axhathise ukwanga kukaNks. Ukulunga uyazi ukuba umboniso sele ubhalwe ngokupheleleyo-idrama encinci eyongeziweyo ayinakulimaza lonto kakhulu.
