Kule veki, iDisney ikhuphe lo mfanekiso we-teaser uzzling ukonwabisa imovie yesihlanu kwi IPirates yeCaribbean I-franchise, olona chungechunge lwefilimu olunempumelelo kakhulu oluya kusekelwa ekukhweleni (iiPirates zeCaribbean tagline? Bona i-jerky animatronics kwaye udibanise iminwe yakho emanzini afudumeleyo wegciwane!). 
Ngoba.Disney
NguPaul McCartney lowo.
Ewe, uPaul McCartney ukule filimu.
Akukho sizathu sokuba uPaul McCartney abe kule movie. Ekugqibeleni kwakhe, usisityebi kakhulu. IiBeatles yenye yeebhendi ezinqabileyo ezikwazileyo ukugcina ukuthandwa kwestratospheric kunye nokudumisa. Uye waxutywa kukumkanikazi. Umnumzana Paul McCartney ubonakalisa ipirate eqalekisiweyo ye-CGI.
Kwicala leDisney, kutheni ungaqesha uPaul McCartney? Yenzelwe le nto? Ayifani nabaphulaphuli ekujoliswe kubo iPirates yeCaribbean (amakhwenkwe aneminyaka eli-14 ubudala) azakubona le powusta kwaye acinge, Hayi, ewe, laa mfo utata umamela emotweni ngamanye amaxesha. Ngoku ndi Kufuneka bona le movie. Ngewenze ngcono ngepirate kaZayn.
Akunangqondo ukuba uPaul McCartney ukule movie. Ewe, uKeith Richards wayekunye okanye ezimbini kubo kodwa yayiyinto ehlekisayo-uJohnny Depp usekwe kumlingiswa kaJack Sparrow kwinxalenye kaKeith Richards. UKeith Richards ngesiqhelo unxiba iibhanana namacici. Sele ebonakala ngathi ngumphangi. UPaul McCartney ujongeka njengenqununu yesikolo esiphakamileyo enokukunika ikomityi yeti.
UPaul McCartney unemibutho zero kunye negama elithi pirate. Ukuba umntu ebendixelele uPaul McCartney enxibe njengepirate yeHalloween, ndingacinga, yhu, andiyiboni kwaphela loo mbinana. Jonga lo mfanekiso kwakhona. Leyo yimpahla entle kakhulu yaseHalloween evakalelwa kwangoko xa evula umlomo, inkohliso iya kwaphulwa. Ukuba bafuna ukumphosa uPaul McCartney, ngewayenjengaye, ngumbhaki waselalini okanye into.
Ekuphela kwemeko endakha ndadibanisa uPaul McCartney nepirate sisigwebo, Hee, ndayixhoma le ngoma kaPaul McCartney yeKrisimesi yomcimbi kuba ndingafuni ukuyihlawula.
Ngendithenge iRingo njengesigebenga phambi kukaPaul McCartney. Ngokunyaniseka, oko bekuya kuba kuhle kwaye bendiya kuba ebhodini noRingo.
