UDorinda Medley kunye noCarole Radziwill.UMateyu Eiseman / Bravo Njengokuba amagqabi ephela eluhlaza okomhlaza oqaqambileyo okanye obomvu, njengoko i-atmosfera inyibilika kulindelwe ukuba imozulu izolile, oomama be-NYC banyanzelekile ukuba baye kwiiHamptons. Njengepati yonyaka ophelileyo eyintlekele yeMoscow Mule kwindlu kaBethenny, apho uSlimy Johnny wagxotha uBethenny ejikeleze ipati ukuzama ukuthetha naye, uhambo lonyaka lokuphuma eMpuma aluzukugqitywa ngaphandle komthamo omninzi wedrama.
Inqanaba lalibekwe ngokugqibeleleyo, kulindelwe imigca yomlo edweliswe kwisanti ye-Sag Harbour: U-Bethenny waye wabamba uCarole, u-Luann wayephumelele u-Dorinda, kwaye u-Ramona wayengenamntu emva kokulahla u-Sonja (u-Sonja wakhetha ukuhlala kwindlu yomhlobo kunye ne-sex-soundproofproof. ibhedi awayibonisayo ngovuyo kwiTinsley encinci).
Ukuthetha ngoTinsley, kunzima ukuba nembono ngaye. Uye waboniswa kuphela njengesihlomelo esimnandi kuSonja, ifoyile yokuqaqambisa imizabalazo kaSonja, ibhodi evakalayo yokugungqa kukaSonja ngamanye amabhinqa. Indima kaTinsley ukuza kuthi ga ngoku ngeli xesha lonyaka ibikukuba nguShirley kuSaja waseLaverne, u-Ethel ku-Sonja ka-Lucy. Uye wahleka ngoku u Sonja u-bawdy humor, waphosa u-Sonja kaChristian Dior panties ecaphukile kwigumbi, wabiza u-Sonja kwi-hoarding yakhe, kwaye wanika u-Sonja ingcebiso eqhelekileyo ukuba ashiye nje umxholo ka-Tom- yayizama, fumana ndidlulile kuyo. Ujikeleze ngokungafanelekanga. Yeyiphi indlela efanelekileyo yokuqalisa ikhondo lomsebenzi wasekhaya. Kwaye, ngelishwa, yindlela ethathwe nguDorinda.
Ngaphandle kokuba uDorinda akhawuleze ashenxise ngasekhohlo, esiba likhoboka lodumo kunye nokunconywa, kubuchule bakhe bokunxila kunye nomzuzu ochaziweyo (kunyaka ophelileyo ndiyenzile! -Awuyamkele ngoku njengenxalenye yomgca wakhe wokuvula).
Ungene kweli xesha lompu evutha, kuphume igazi. Uyenzile injongo yakhe ukuthatha uSonja ezantsi nokuba zithini iindleko.
Kwaye xa yena noLuann behleli bejikeleze itafile kaLuann kwikhaya lakhe laseHamptons, uDorinda wenza iyelenqe ngokukhupha ifowuni, ebonisa uSonja ejikeleza phantsi kunye nomqhekezi kwisitya sikaLuann. Ifoto ivela kumthombo wakhe, umhlobo wakhe we-pseudo-CIA ongumhlobo oneefayile ezi-intshi ezi-6 kuzo zonke iintshaba zakhe. Yeyiphi, kuthathelwa ingqalelo ukuba uLuann wayekhona (wayefanekiswa nokuhlekisa esiphelweni sesakhelo), bubungqina obungaqhelekanga ukubonisa.
Masiqale ngombuzo ocacileyo: kwakutheni ukuze kubekho umhlaba kwi-shower bridal? Ngaba kukho nto ndiyiphosileyo apha? Okokugqibela ndijongile, ebigcinelwe iqela le-bachelorette. Kwaye, yeyiphi eyona nto inkulu? Ke u-Sonja uthathe ithuba elipheleleyo le-stripper kwaye wonwaba ngayo? Ngokwenene? Uphi ubufazi bakho uDorinda?
Kwaye konke oku kuyimpoxo ngakumbi kumxholo wento eyenzekayo kamva ngobo busuku. Ngexesha lesidlo sangokuhlwa, uDorinda uxelele uCarole ukuba ukuba uTrump uyaphumelela, uya kuthi ke axelele intombi yakhe uHitch ukuba iqale ukukhulula. Ke, kuba sonke siyazi ukuba uphumelele, ndiyazibuza ngokunyanisekileyo ukuba ngaba uye walandela kwaye uxelele intombi yakhe ukuba. Kuba, ndiyathetha, leyo yimpendulo efanelekileyo yokuba nehagu engafanelekanga e-ofisini: ukubonelela kwi-misogyny. Oko kuya kubabonisa.
Etafileni kaLuann, uDorinda wayekude nokwenza, ebanga ukuba uSonja unomona ngobuhlobo bakhe, ukuba uyaphambana notywala.
Kodwa enyanisweni, kuninzi ukuqikelela apha. USonja, osele ekumgama omde ukusukela kwinqanaba lakhe lokusela kakhulu, ubonakala ngathi akaphili. Ukulahla inkunkuma ngelixa uSonja oneentloni athetha okungakumbi ngoDorinda kunokuba esenza ngoSonja. Kwaye sonke siyazi ukuba uDorinda uneengxaki zokusebenzisa gwenxa iziyobisi ezinyuswe kulo nyaka uphelileyo ngexesha lokudubula phakathi kweBethenny kunye noSlimy Johnny.
Kwaye uSlimy Johnny? Ngubani onokuba nomona ngale plug ye-mucous enemibala ye-snot? Ngaphandle koko, ayibobudlelwane obuzinzileyo. Ngokuqinisekileyo, ukwazile ukumgcina engekho-kwikhamera iziqendu zokugqibela, kodwa ulwalamano lwakho luyaphithizela kwaye aluzinzanga, zona kanye ezo zinto uDorinda atyhola uSonja ngazo. Kwakhona, ukuba ukhuselekile kolo lwalamano, ngekhe uzive isidingo sokukhasa ebhedini kaLuann ekuzeni kokusa kuba ulilolo.
Kodwa ke, yayiyintshayelelo kuphela. Idrama enkulu yeza kamva, ivela kumthombo ongalindelekanga (kodwa hayi ngenene): URamona.
URamona ebesoloko eyisampulu yomfazi wasekhaya onomdla. Unokubonakala ngathi uqhelekile, nokuba ubukrelekrele ngokwasemphefumlweni, ukubonelela ngamanye amaxesha (nangona kunqabile) i-chorus yesiGrike yengqiqo xa ii-crazies zihamba ngokwenene. Kodwa kungenxa yokuba uyachuma phakathi kwabo babonwa njenge-crazier-kumenza athandeke ngakumbi.
Kungenxa yoko le nto wazama ukuzibandakanya noLuann kunyaka ophelileyo - ubuqhetseba bukaLuann benza uRamona abonakale njengezwi lesizathu. Kwaye kutheni wayenoloyiso olukhulu xa wamkelwa kwakhona kwisangqa sikaLuann emva kokuqhushumba okukhulu kwisidlo sangokuhlwa.
U-Bethenny noCarole ngabokuqala ukufika kwisidlo sangokuhlwa, kwaye babuliswa ngumnini-venkile yokutyela, ongumfanekiso wokutshica we-sleazeball eyayiza kuvulwa nguRamona kwindawo yokutyela (kwaye ngubani owabangela ukuba isango le-Skinnygirl-debacle kulo nyaka uphelileyo) - nangona , iklasi yeklasi, enxibe kakuhle, ebonakala ibiza kakhulu.
Kungekudala emva koko, uRamona ufika, efaka ifowuni yakhe eCarole naseBethenny, ukubona ifoto yakhe no-Avery. Xa uBethenny enganiki mpendulo ikhawulezileyo, uRamona wenza i-butthurt, eshiya uBethenny edidekile kwaye edidekile.
Yintoni uBethenny angakwazanga ukuyibona, kukuba uRamona wayesakhathazekile ngenxa yokungaziswa kwangoko ukuba uBethenny wafumana amantshontsho amatsha. Kwaye xa uRamona eyi-butthurt, ufana noDorinda, uya kubulala. Iqale ngokufihlakeleyo, kunye nokwabelana ngefoto okukhohlakeleyo, kodwa emva koko kwaba nzima.
U-Bethenny wayeyinto entle, ezama ukweyisela uRamona ukuba eze kwitheko lonyulo likaCarole nangona uRamona noCarole bengaboni ngamehlo. Kodwa emva koko uRamona wazama ukuqala ngoBethenny, ebuza ukuba abantu baxelele na intombi kaBethenny malunga nokutyhilwa kwebhanyabhanya ka-Bethenny ethambileyo emva kokuba uBethenny ezama ukuba ngumdlali weqonga.
URamona wayezama ukufumana impendulo eBethenny. Kodwa uBethenny, endaweni yokuba acaphuke, kwaye abambe ingqumbo, waya e-namaste, wayiguqula loo nto yaba yintlekisa, ekhomba uburharha bento ethethwa nguRamona.
Kwaye ngokwenza oko, wakwazi ukuvala ngempumelelo uRamona kwaye wamenza ukuba abonakale njengesidenge. Ngoku, uRamona akathandi ukuziva ngathi usisidenge, kwaye uyacaphuka kukuba uBethenny ukwazile ukumhlisa phantsi njengoko wayezama ukubetha uBethenny ngeepiki ezimbalwa, ngenxa yoko uyacaphuka. U-Luann uphonsa le meko, efumana indlela yokuxoxa ngezikhalazo zakhe malunga nokuba uBethenny ulawula njani ukungena phantsi kolusu lomntu wonke.
Emva koko inyanzelisiwe ngaphandle kolawulo. U-Luann watyhola uBethenny ngokukhathalela isiqu sakhe kuphela kuba wayengakhange abuze uLuann ngomtshato wakhe wobuxoki. Yeyiphi into ehlekisayo kuba nguLuann ngokoqobo: uzikhathalele kuphela kwaye ukuba awuthethi ngomtshato 24/7 ukuze azigigithe, awunguye umhlobo olungileyo. Eyona nto ihlekisayo kuba uBethenny uthethe kaninzi ukuba abahlobo: akabaniki amaqhina amabini aphaphazelayo malunga noLuann, kwaye uye wavuma ukuba bangabalingane abanyanzelekileyo ukuba basebenzisane, hayi abahlobo.
Kwaye uBethenny, ongakhathali ngokwenene ngemithetho yento omele ukuyenza kumdlalo oyinyani, uyahamba. Yeyiphi eyona nto ibiyinto entle ukuyenza kuba incoko ibingayi ndawo kwaye ibisiba kukudiliza iBethenny-fest.
Kwaye, uLuann wamhlekisa ngokuhamba. U-Luann uyaziqhenya ngokungabaleki kwakhe kwimpikiswano. Kodwa ke akhonto ingekhoyo ukuba neqhayiya ngo-hun: luphawu lokuba uzibandakanya kakhulu ngaphandle kokuzibonakalisa.
Ngentsasa elandelayo, wonke umntu wahlanganisana kumaqela abo ukuze athethe ngomdlalo wasebusuku odlulileyo ngokuchazwa kwecala elinye kwezibakala. Kodwa ke umnxibelelwano wangaphakathi kaDorinda weza kunceda kunye nomdlalo omtsha wokulwa: USonja utyholwa kwiqela le-Facebook ukuba axelele wonke umntu ukuba ulixoki elingakanani uDorinda. UDorinda unomsindo kwaye ukulungele ukutshabalalisa uSonja kwaye amhlaze phambi kwakhe wonke umntu kwitheko lesidlo sangokuhlwa sikaRamona ngobo busuku. Uyazi, indlela yeklasi (ngokukaLuann ongenamabanga).
Kodwa, uSonja, engazi malunga nomdlalo weqonga, wayebonakala onwabile ukubona uDorinda, ngathi ukulungele ukulungisa amanxeba amadala, ayeke yonke into. Okwenza ukuba le meko yeqela le-Facebook ibonakale ingaqhelekanga kukuba ayihambelani nendlela uSonja enza ngayo. Nguwuphi owenza lo mbuzo- ngaba le nto ibibhalwe kwiinyanga ezidlulileyo kwaye kuphela ngoku ngaba unxibelelwano lukwazile ukukhupha olu lwazi? Ukuba kunjalo, yena (okanye yena) sisizathu esibi somntu osenyongweni we-CIA arhente yecum yabucala.
Kusebusuku bepati, kwaye wonke umntu wafika, elula kwaye egalela amathe komnye. Kodwa ngumntu omnye kuphela owakhotha iichops zakhe njengoko wayecinga ngendlela yokutshabalalisa ixhoba lakhe, ngumntu omnye kuphela owayenamehlo okufa xa uSonja kunye nendlu yakhe eyayifika uTinsley. Kwaye uDorinda akanakulinda de kube yiveki ezayo, xa, ngokokujonga kuqala, kubonakala ngathi uyahlanya ngokupheleleyo kwi-mafia mob. Nathi asinako.
