Bajonge ngokukhohlisayo njengazo zonke ezinye iibhlukhwe zokubhinqa.
Oh hayi! Isicakakazi sakho sithathe ibhulukhwe yakho ye-python sayokucoca, kwaye kuyabanda ngaphandle. Mhlawumbi lusuku oluhle lokukhaba umva kwaye uphumle ngaphakathi isibini esitshixo esisezantsi seedola ezili-1,170 zeBrunello Cucinelli . Kwenziwe ntoni?
Yibaleke. Ukucaciswa: vumela isicaka sakho ukuba sibaleke, ngelixa uhleli emagxeni akhe. Unokuthatha ugqozi kuYoda kwaye ukhwele kumqolo wakhe ngaphakathi le ubhaka Chanel . Ukutshisa ii-calories ezongezelelweyo zitshangatshangisa iingalo zakho emoyeni ngathi awukhathali! 
Ngokupheleleyo Chanel.
Zisongele iBiedermeier yakho engayekeleliyo kwaye ubhale kwijenali yakho.
Ukwabelana ngejenali yakho ngaphambi kokuba i-FBI ifumane naluphi na ulwazi kuyo kwaye ikubonise.
Zenzele ukutya okuthuthuzelayo. Isandi isandwich ye-foie gras iyavakala intle, kodwa nesuphu yesobho. Unokuba nazo zombini. Ubaleke kwangoko.
Jonga isicakakazi sakho njengoko esihlambululayo. Qengqa iikhofu zakho zokubila kwaye uncede ngokukhomba kuyo yonke indawo aphoswe kuyo! Musa ukuchukumisa naluphi na uthuli phantsi kwazo naziphi na iimeko. Ukukhomba kuyanceda.
Thatha i-pet komodo dragon yakho uhambe.
Bukela Imidlalo yokulamba kwaye uyazibuza ukuba kutheni abantu baseCapitol bengaqondwa kakuhle. 
Bafuna nje ukuphumla babukele umabonwakude omncinci.
Zama ukwenza into yoyilo. Umzekelo, ngaba iPicasso ingangqinelana neBiedermeier ngcono xa ungeze umbala obomvu? Ndicinga ukuba kuya kuba njalo.
Yenza itshokholethi eshushu! Musa ukulibala ukongeza i-marshmallows kunye neeflekhi zegolide.
Le yingubo entle yokuzinika i-pedicure kuyo. Kutheni ungenzi enye usebenzisa igqabi legolide?
Ukuhamba ngegqabi lakho ngegolide kubonakala kubi. Yigcinele itshokholethi eshushu. Yikhuhle kwangoko, kwaye uzame entsha ngedayimani. Iidayimane ezincinci, ezincinci, ezingabonakaliyo.
Babhangise ngebhola yebhola ebagubungela ngokupheleleyo. Kuya kuba kuhle kuba uza yazi ukuba unayo. Iya kuba yimfihlo yakho ekhethekileyo.
(Ngokuzimisela, siyazithanda ezi mpuphu, kwaye ukuba besinazo singazinxiba yonke imihla, kodwa zingaphumi esidlangalaleni, kuba zizibhulukhwe nje).
