Le ngcuka ye-Twitter izenza njengoMntu yiNgcuka ye-Twitter oyifunayo

Kukho ingcuka kwi-Twitter, kwaye iitweets xa abantu bekhala.

UDan Sheehan ngumntu ohlekisayo ozimeleyo osekwe eChicago. Ngexesha lokuthweswa kwakhe isidanga ekholejini, wamisa iprofayile ye-OK Cupid esekwe kumfanekiso awafumene kwi-intanethi yengcuka enxibe isuti, kodwa inkampani kwangoko yathatha iprofayile yobuxoki. Ekuyidaleni, nangona kunjalo, uShehan wafumanisa ilizwi lakhe, wathumela iifoto zesikrini kwi-Facebook kunye nabahlobo bakhe baphendula ngokwenyani kule ngcuka ingxolayo, bezama ukungena.

NDIJONGA KULUNGILE KWISITIMA SAM ESITSHA

AKUKHO MNTU UTHETHE KODWA

KODWA KUTHENI UMNTU WONKE EBEKA ABANTU BENZE UKUHLAWULA KANGAKA

UHLU LUKA UGH NCEDA

-AYIWOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) NgoNovemba 28, 2016

Ngo-2013, waphinde wazala umbono we-OK Cupid kwiakhawunti ye-Twitter, @SICKOFWOLVES . Abathathu kwabane beentatheli zaBabukeli abahleli kwiidesika kanye ngakwam bacinga ukuba ukutya kumnandi kakhulu. Kulabo bathanda uburharha bomthonyama be-intanethi, phambuka ngoku, khumbula ngentloko ii-tweets, ulinde abahlobo bakho ukuba bazise kwaye baphume kubo ngobungqina bokuba ubusazi. Yile nto eyenzelwe iwebhu.

Kwangoko ngo-2016, ii-tweets zakhe zazifumana ishumi elinambini okanye ii-tweets. Ngoku, bafumana amakhulu. Wongeze ivenkile apho abantu banokufumana khona amaqhosha, izikipa kunye neminqwazi ezazisa abanye ukuba nabo abazizo iingcuka. Njengoku kubhalwa, iakhawunti inabalandeli abangama-30,504. Sithethile nomhlekisi oyibhalayo, kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo ungumntu. Udliwanondlebe olulandelayo lwefowuni luhleliwe lwaza lwagqitywa

Ngaba le akhawunti yakho yokuqala ye-faux ye-Twitter okanye eyakho yokuqala ukuba ususe?

Ndandinayo enye ekholejini. Ndaya kwiDyunivesithi yaseMissouri. Kwakukho umntu odumileyo wasekhampasini, umshumayeli ekhampasini, kwaye ndamenzela enye. Eli lelokuqala kwam kwesi sikali ngokuqinisekileyo.

Ithini imvelaphi yebali lika @ SICKOFWOLVES? UDan Sheehan.Ifoto enesidima

Ngokunyaniseka, bendisandula ukuphumelela kwikholeji ukuqala kwam ukuyenza. Iakhawunti ibikhe yajikeleza okwethutyana.Ndandihlala ndicinga ukuba izilwanyana zenza abantu izinto zihlekisa. Endaweni yokufana nesilwanyana esinxibe umnqwazi, kuthekani ukuba isilwanyana besizama ukudlula eluntwini?

Ke, kum, yayihlekisa njengengcuka, eyayiza kuba lelona xesha linzima. Uninzi lwaluzama nje ukucinga ngokubeka esi silwanyana kwiimeko ezinzima kakhulu ukuba sibe kuso.

Ndigqibele ndiyisebenzisa njengendawo yokufumana iimvakalelo ezininzi ngelo xesha.Ndicinga ukuba abantu abaninzi, ngakumbi ulutsha, bayazenza, bezama ukwenza ngathi banazo zonke izinto ekuhlaleni.

YIBA NEMPELASONTO EMNANDI Ndiyathemba ukuba IXESHA LAKHO ELILUNGILEYO LIYAHLALELA kwaye LIQHUBEKILE NGOKUFANELEKILEYO NGABANTU ABANGAMAKHAYA BASEKHAYA NGOKUQHELEKILEYO

-AYIWOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) UDisemba 9, 2016

Ifumene nini ukubanjiswa?

Emva konyaka ndayiwisa kancinci. Bendisebenza kwezinye iiprojekthi. Ndifudukele eChicago ukuze ndibe yinto ehlekisayo. Ngo-2015 ndaphinda ndayichola. Malunga neli xesha kunyaka ophelileyo ndiqale ukubona ukugcwala kwabantu bokwenene kungena kuyo. Iphuma kubalandeli abayi-1 000, ubukhulu becala abahlobo bam kunye nezinye iihlaya endizaziyo, kwaye ngequbuliso yayiliqela elikhulu labantu abangaziwayo.

Ngaba wakhe wafumana i-retweet enkulu okanye ukonyusa into ebonakala ngathi yenza umahluko? AyisiyiNgcuka ebonwa apha kwindawo yayo yendalo.Umfanekiso weskrini

Umhlekisi uTig Notaro uyenza le nto apho akhoyo ivumela abanye abahlekisi ukuba baqhube iakhawunti yakhe ye-Twitter usuku olunye. Ndakwazi ukuyiqhuba usuku olunye ngo-Disemba ka-2015, ndaphinda ndaphinda ndayibhala kwakhona ingcuka ye-twitter kuyo.

Ukwazi njani ukunxibelelana naye?

Zange ndadibana naye. Indlela esebenza ngayo abahlekisi bayayidlulisa ukusuka komnye umntu ukuya komnye. Ke omnye umntu ohlekisayo endimaziyo wandidlulisela.Ndicinga ukuba yonke ikratshi layo ayifuni ukusebenzisa i-Twitter.

Ngaba uye wakhuthazeka kwabanye oonobumba beTwiter ababhala ii-tweet kuzo zonke ii-cap, ezinje nge @DRUNKHULK okanye iMat Fraction's @UkhoyoFM ?

Hayi ncma. Ukwenza oko, ngamanye amaxesha abantu banokuthi ibakhumbuza nge-Twitter engaqhelekanga. Ke ngoku mna ufunde ngeWeird Twitter kwaye ndiye ndangena ndangena kwelo hlabathi.

I-brunch iyamangalisa

NDIYA KWABELA UKUDLA NABAHLOBO BAM BATHATHU

KANYE UMNTU Ongaqhelekanga kubo abalele naye

KANYE MNTU ENGIMFIHLO NGOKWENENE

-AYIWOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) UDisemba 11, 2016

Ngaba uyinxalenye ye-Twitter engaqhelekanga?

Andiqinisekanga. Andiqinisekanga ukuba yintoni eyinyani ye-Twitter engaqhelekanga.Ihlala iluhlobo lwayo yinto yayo. Andinxibelelani kwaphela nezinye iiakhawunti kakhulu, kwaye ndiziva ngathi leyo yinxalenye enkulu yeWeird Twitter.

BONA KWAKHO: Iiforamu zewebhu kwi Into eyoyikisayo yakha i-Twitter engaqhelekanga. Isiza sikwazalele oyisi boyisi kunye nenkokheli yamawaka.

AH NGOKUMANGALISAYO IMENYU YEBHUNGA

NDITHETHELELE WENZE WENZE WENZE UKUSEBENZA IIPONDI ZE-14 ZOMBUZO NENYAMA YOKOPHA INYAMA

OH UXOLO

NDITHETHA I-AVOCADO TOAST

-AYIWOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) Nge-Okthobha 7, 2016

Lithini ingcebiso onayo kwezinye iiakhawunti eziyintsomi?

Qiniseka ukuba, nokuba yintoni na isiqhulo ozama ukusixela, unokusixela ngeendlela ezininzi ezahlukeneyo ixesha elide.Kwakukho ixesha apho ndandicinga ukuba ndibonakala ndizenzela yona kuba yayingabonakali ngathi ithatha nantoni na.

Yeyiphi eyona nto uyibethileyo? Le.Umfanekiso weskrini

YINTONI NGOKU pic.twitter.com/EKRGuYqJUJ

-AYIWOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) Okthobha 26, 2016

Uziva njani ukuba nomlinganiswa oyintsomi omkhulu kuneakhawunti yakho?

Iyavakala, ndiyaqikelela. Ngeendlela ezininzi ndiziva ngathi ndiyisebenzisa ukubonisa uninzi lweengcinga zam ezingafezekanga. Ndim ngokuxhalaba kwaye ndibhidekile.

Zininzi izinto ezothusayo esizenzayo yonke imihla ethi xa uzijonga ngenene ucinga: kulungile oku kuyamangalisa. Namhlanje kungabonakala kungaqhelekanga nakwintlalo yoluntu kwiminyaka elikhulu eyadlulayo, so iyavakala into yokuhluza uluntu ngalo mlinganiswa.

OH HAYI UNGANDIBONISI NGEGAZI

IGAZI LINDENZA NDIBAJIKELE

AKANAMANDLA

-AYIWOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) Oktobha 31, 2016

Ke yintoni isivumelwano sakho kwilizwe lokwenyani?

Ndilihlaya elime eChicago. Ndiyabhala, kodwa ubukhulu becala kukuma.

Ndiqhuba umboniso wamabali kunye nepodcast ebizwa Sisakuthanda . Abantu babalisa amabali ahlazisayo kwaye abaphulaphuli bayakhwaza: Sisakuthanda.

Sinike inyani eyonwabisayo.

Into enomdla kukuba ndithetha ngezilwanyana kakhulu. Ndaya kwiinkampu ezininzi zoo ndikhula. Ndihlala ndiyithanda kakhulu indalo. Ndiyazi ngakumbi iinyani zezilwanyana kunokuba ndingathanda ukuzivuma.

ANDikwazi ukulinda ubusika

IXESHA LOKUGQIBELA NENYE I-COCOA EFUSHILEYO PHAMBI KOMLILO

NDINGAYIBAMBA NGOKUCHANEKILEYO MUG

ANDOYIKISWA NGUMLILO

-AYIWOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) Oktobha 25, 2016

Ngaba ngokwenene uyingcuka ezenza ngathi uyindoda?

Andiqinisekanga ukuba ndingabonisa oko ngeli xesha. Andiyi kuthi ewe okanye hayi.

Ngokukrakra, nangona kunjalo, uyingcuka?

Phakathi kwakho nam, ngokuqinisekileyo.

UZA KUSETA NJANI ABANTU BAKHO UKUCHITHA IXESHA LAKHO ELIMNANDI NGOLWESIHLANU

-AYIWOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) UDisemba 9, 2016