Abantu baseNew York abajonge, baxakaniseka kancinci, kwiiqweqwe zeveki ephelileyo Ngeveki , Abantu kwaye Inkwenkwezi bebeya kuxolelwa ukuba babecinga ukuba bangene kwindalo ehambelana nayo apho amatye abo okuchukumisa inkcubeko ngephanyazo aphoselwa bucala ngenxa yegumbi lokuhlala labasetyhini basekhaya baseIndiana. Kodwa mhlawumbi babephulukene nje nomzuzu wenkcubeko apho uqhawulo-mtshato olunokubakho luka-Wyomissing, Pa., I-perky, blond, Uhlobo-A owayengumongikazi kunye nomyeni wakhe ovuyayo kodwa okrelekrele kancinci waseKorea wayekwimeko yokufelwa nguLindsay noBrad noAngie noJen kunye noBritney, kwaye ngenxa yoko, banokuxolelwa.
Inkulumbuso yangoMvulo ebusuku yexesha lesihlanu UJon noKate ngakumbi 8 , uthotho lwenyani lwe-TLC olulandele ukuphuncuka kukaJon noKate Gosselin kunye nabantwana babo abasibhozo abathandekayo (iseti enye yamawele kunye nenye yamadoda abelana ngesondo) ukusukela ngo-Epreli 2007, yenzeka ngexesha lokwenyani; phantse sonke isiqendu sasifakwe ngoMeyi 17, kwitheko lokuzalwa lesihlanu labantwana abathandanayo, kwaye abalinganiswa bethu baphononongwa ngokwahlukeneyo malunga NEENDABA EZIPHAMBILI zokuba omnye okanye bobabini babekopela kwelinye.
UJon, ekhangeleka engonwabanga kwaye etshiswe lilanga kunesiqhelo, wazikhusela, ephantse wangacacanga; U-Kate-iinwele zakhe ezifakwe kwi-part-no-nonsense 'do: blond-straked, chin-length bangs itshayelwe kwicala lasekunene, kufutshane kuvaliwe ngasekhohlo, into encamathele ngasemva kunye ne-buzz-cut (kwaye emdaka) ngasemva-ukudlala ezomgunyathi kunye namazinyo amhlophe okusolisayo, wayengumfeli-nkolo, uJoan waseArc evenini.
Kubonakala ngathi luhlobo lokugqibela lwe-psychodrama abantu baseNew York abaya kuthi phithi yiyo. Ewe, kule minyaka imbalwa idlulileyo, uninzi lwethu aluyihoyanga. Besonelisekile kukuzikhawulela kwinkqubo yokwenyani kamabonwakude uBravo ayibone ilifanele ixesha namandla ethu, ngesantya esiphezulu Idol yaseMelika kwaye Iinduli uphoswe. Imizamo yoncwadi kaKate— Iintsikelelo ezininzi , Imemo yakhe yonyaka ka-2008 malunga neminyaka yokuqala yokulalana, kunye Ubuso obuncinci obusibhozo , incwadi yakhe epapashwe kulo nyaka inamagqabantshintshi ngentembeko, unyamezelo, uvuyo kunye nenkuthazo- zazizaliswe yimixholo yobuKrestu, kwaye kwakungekho nto ihlekisayo okanye inkampu. UJon noKate . Bahlala kwidolophu encinci kufutshane nokuFunda, icandelo likarhulumente ekubhekiswa kulo ngokungathandekiyo njengePennsylvania. Kwaye iintsuku zabo zazityiwe zizinto ezinjengokuhlamba iimpahla zabantwana abasibhozo! Ukuya kwiLizwe leDisney! Imihla yokuzalwa! Aba bantwana babenobuhlanga obumnandi; Idrama ephezulu, kwimeko yomboniso, ngexa uJon wathatha omnye woonyana bakhe wamfaka ngasemva kweveni yabo wanamathela ngomnwe wakhe kwi-butt yakhe ukuze amnqande. (Kuyavunywa, phaya ngu ixabiso elithile lenkampu kuloo nto.)
Ngelixa uninzi, okanye hayi amakhulu, eendawo zabalandeli beGosselin, kukwakho nomzi mveliso weebhloko kunye neeWebhusayithi ezinikezelwe ekuvuseleleni iGosselins, ubukhulu becala uKate, ngesigqibo sabo sokubonisa abantwana babo phambi kweekhamera, kunye naye Ukulima kwamahala (cf. uhambo olukhankanywe ngasentla oluya kwiDisney World, umtshato wesibini eHawaii, indlu yabo entsha…), nokuba uninzi lwabantu lubonakala ngathi lucinga ntoni ngoKate ngokuthena uJon, nangokubulala udadewabo- umthetho, owayengumongikazi. Uluhlu luqhubeka kwaye luqhubeke.
Ndicinga ukuba bekukho okuninzi yomona phakathi koomama basezidolophini, le ndlela 'Kutheni uKate Gosselin eza kuthatha abantwana bakhe baye kwiiholide zeklasikhi kwaye afumane utyando lwasimahla lweplastikhi ngelixa mna neempawu zam ezisisigxina kufuneka siye emsebenzini yonke imihla?' utshilo uSasha Pasulka, obalekayo iwebhsayithi Ukuhleba okubi Kwaye ebhloga malunga UJon noKate ukususela ekuqaleni.
Kwaye ke, xa uJon wabanjwa yipaparazzi eshiya iklabhu ebizwa ngokuba yiLegends- Iintsomi! -Ukufunda notitshala oneminyaka engama-23 ubudala, kwaye kwathi xa kuvela, ngokutsho komntakwabo titshala, uJon wayeqhubekile naye iinyanga ezintathu ezingcono, kwaye kungekuphela koko, kodwa weva ukuba bayabheda endlwini yabazali babo Kwakukho ababukeli abangaphezulu kwesinye ababhengeze ukuba uKate uza kuye. Kwaye emva koko Kwavela ukuba uKate, mhlawumbi, wayenolwalamano nomlindi wakhe. Kwaye emva koko wonke umntu waqonda ukuba ixesha lesihlanu lomboniso laliqala kwakamsinya kwaye wonke umntu wayezakufuna ukuze abone nje Njani AbakwaGosselin banakho ukujongana nayo yonke le ngxaki yomtshato. (Kwaye ababukeli abazizigidi eziyi-9.8 benze kanye loo nto ngoMvulo ebusuku.)
Ndothuswa zizo zonke iimpundu ezilapha eziqhwabel 'izandla uJon ngokukhohlisa kuba uKate uyiharry okanye nantoni na, utshilo uKristin Miller, oneminyaka engama-25 ubudala ohlala eHell's Kitchen. Njengokuba sisizathu sokukopela!
Ewe, ngokungathandabuzekiyo, okanye mhlawumbi unokuxelwa kwangaphambili, ezona mpawu zobuntu bukaKate obenyanyeka kakhulu kubantu abazilungisa beedolophu zitsalele abantu baseNew York kulo mboniso. Inkampu elwa noKate iyambetha ngendlela amphatha ngayo umyeni wakhe, kodwa ngasemva okuninzi kokuthetha kwakhe kufihla umbono wokuba ukuba uJon Gosselin ebengu ngokwenene Indoda, yayizokwazi ukumelana nomfazi wayo onobuqili kwaye abeke umthetho.
Andizange ndiqonde ukuzoba kude kube kutshanje, utshilo ugqirha oneminyaka engama-30 ubudala eCobble Hill. Umhlobo wam waseSan Francisco 'wayengumlandeli' womboniso kuFacebook, othe wacebisa ukuba ndibukele kwixesha elizayo xa ndileqa kuyo. Into ebindenza ndihlale bubumuncu bukaKate, and the fact that he can whip a man into a cwaka, wathethiswa umntwana ngokujonga nje. Ndicinga ukuba abantu bayayibukela ukuba ingalandeli iinzame zosapho lwaseburhulumenteni elibomvu lokukhulisa abantwana abasibhozo, kodwa ukulandela ubukrelekrele benja ebukhali ibethe indoda yakhe yangena kwi-diaper-enxibe i-ninny.
Kwaye ke umbono wethu wolawulo wazalisekiswa ngumama wasekhaya wasePennsylvania owayenxibe ijean evuthayo kunye nomkhono omfutshane onemikhono emhlophe.
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