OKANYE, ‘Umdlalo weZihlalo zobukhosi?’ INewbie Dives in ‘Hardhome’

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Inqaku lomhleli: UOlyly Greenberg ngumfundi omtsha wehlobo lwe-tvDownload. Ukusukela iveki yonke simphatha njengo-Anne Hathaway UMtyholi unxibe iPrada (Imuvi eyintandokazi kaVinnie), simvumela ukuba ngenye imini abuyele kwisiqendu somboniso angazange awubone ngaphambili. Kwikholamu yokuvulwa, u-Orly uthathe kuye ukuqonda Imidlalo yeethrone ngokubukela kuphela isiqendu seveki ephelileyo, iHardhome.

Sikhona, kodwa sikude kwaye bambalwa phakathi: Ndiyinxalenye encinci, encinci encinci engabukeli Imidlalo yeethrone. Ngaphambi kokuba uyeke ukufunda eli nqaku unezothe, makhe ndikucacisele.

Ukunyaniseka, ndibukele isiqephu sokuqala kwiminyaka eyadlulayo kuba bendifuna ngokwenene ukungena ngaphakathi. Kwaye kusenokwenzeka ukuba bendisandula ukukhupha amazinyo obulumko kwaye bendibukele inani elifanelekileyo leVicodin, kodwa ngokwenene ndiyithiyile inkqubo. Njengokuba, ndawuthiya lo mboniso ngothakazelelo. Ndibhidekile (kwakhona, le inokuba yayizizo iintlungu, kodwa ndayeka) -ngowuphi lo nyaka? Ngaba sasikho eMhlabeni? Kutheni le nto kukho umbulo ongaka kwindalo iphela? Ngaba konke oku kuqhubeka kule nyaniso intsha, iyinqaba? Kuba gross. Bayeke abo bafo.

Kodwa andiyi kuyeka. Kwaye ndiyagula kusapho lwam ukuba nelona Ufumene iincoko ngaphandle kwam. Ndicinga ukuba lixesha lokuba ndijoyine i-craze, kodwa kungcono ndingachithi iveki ndibamba iziqendu ezidlulileyo-andikaboni nto idlulileyo kumqhubi wenqwelomoya, kodwa ayizukundivimba Imidlalo yeethrone Kwisiqendu sayo samva nje… isizini ezintlanu. Ngaphandle kokuchitha ixesha, nazi iingcinga zam kunye nethiyori zam Imidlalo yeethrone , Isiqendu 5 × 8: Ikhaya elinzima.

• Ndiyayithanda le nto ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Oku kujongeka kukuhle. Bendingazi ukuba uJack Black ungene Imidlalo yeethrone ! Kukuphosa okuphefumlelweyo oko.
• Yima, ububi bam. Yayiyintengiso leyo omnye umboniso weHBO . Ukuphoxeka. Siza kujonga kumdlalo omtsha kaJack Black kamva.
• Oku ngaphambili kwi Imidlalo yeethrone Icandelo yimizuzu enesiqingatha. Ndilahlekile kakhulu. Kwaye intombazana eneminyaka elishumi elinambini yafumana nje inqindi ebusweni.
• Inqaku elisecaleni: intshayelelo yalo mboniso IXESHA. Kude ngokungenangqondo. Ngaba ukhona umntu owaziyo ukuba kutheni inde kangaka? Kwenzeka ntoni kwiintsuku ezindala ezimnandi? Ngaba ukhona umntu okhumbulayo Ilahlekile intshayelelo? Yatsho nje ukuba ilahlekile. Kucacile, kulula, ukuya kwinqanaba. Iscreen esimnyama. Enkosi, Damon Lindelof. Imidlalo yeethrone mfo, ngokucacileyo awunalo nofifi lokuba wenzani.
• Kulungile, saqala. UPeter Dinklage usongelwa yintombazana entle kakhulu necocekileyo. Kudos ukuya kwintombazana ebomvu ukuhlala ucocekile. Ungumzekelo kubo bonke abantu kulo mboniso, akukho namnye kubo obonakala ngathi unokufikelela kwiitawuli ezimanzi.
• Intombazana entle enomtsalane inomncedisi omhle nangakumbi. Unesitayile sokubhonga. Kwaye ukubetha i-abs. Akabonakali ethetha, nanini, kodwa ukuba wayeza kufumana i-spinoff kwisitayile se-Style, qagela ukuba yintoni, ndiza kuyibukela.
• Inenekazi eli-blonde lifuna ukuba yinkosikazi, kwaye uPeter Dinklage uyaqengqeleka kwaye unje, Heyi, ndingakunceda, ndilahle ubulumko obungenangqondo, kwaye ndisindise ubomi bokupheleka. Enkosi uPeter Dinklage!
• Ngoku kukho elinye inenekazi eli-blonde elibanjelwe kwinto ebonakala ngathi ligumbi loonongendi. Kuya kufuneka acele izihlangu, okanye mhlawumbi itetanus shot. Amathemba ajongeka amabi ngokucoceka okuncinci, elinye inenekazi elimhlophe.
• Ngoku saziswa kuLana, oyster monster oyster. Ubonakala ekhuthele. Kulungile kuwe Lana! Uthatha la maqhuqhuva erap njengentshatsheli nayo. Kwaye uyangcangcazelisa iibhanti ezincinci zikaMiley. Ngubani othixo abaninzi abajongwayo? Oko kuvakala kunzima kwaye kuyothusa.
• Bambelela. Sibuyele kunenekazi elimdaka ngebala, otyholwe ngokulalana, ngoku endenza ndizive ndingakhululekanga ngokumbiza ngenenekazi elimdaka ngebala. Kananjalo usapho lwakhe lubonakala ngathi lumlahlile. Ndiyaqikelela ngenxa yokulalana.
• Ngoku intombazana ebomvu enenwele ebomvu ikhohlakele ngokwenene kumfana okrwada, ogama lakhe lingekaqinisekiswa (Reek? Theon? Ngaba ndiyakhathala? Ndisacinga malunga nendlela le ntombazana intle inebala elimnandi ngayo? .
• QAPHELA: Wonke umntu kulo mboniso ujongeka ngokufanayo. Bangangumdlali omnye, kwaye ndiyathandabuza ukuba nabani na angabona. ndiziva njenge Ufumene ukuphosa iifowuni kuhamba into efana nale: Eyona nto ididayo yefantasy ibonisa ukuba ifuna umntu okhohlakeleyo onelizwi elingcangcazelayo. Kuya kufuneka udlale ukuya kuthi ga kwiimpawu ezili-12 ezahlukeneyo.

• Izinwele ezibomvu kunye nomntu okrwada uneentloko zabo zisondele kakhulu. Ngaba baya kumanga? Ingayiyo. Banokuba ngabantakwabo, andiqinisekanga. Wonke umntu okulo mboniso unxulumene. #inyani
• Sinqumle abanye babafana abanokhuphiswano lwezwi elinomtsalane kwigumbi elimnyama. Andazi ukuba bathini.
• UPeter Dinklage kunye nenenekazi elihlambulukileyo le-blonde bathetha ngootata babo kunye nezopolitiko. Andazi nokuba bathini.
• Kukho abalinganiswa abathathu abathetha ngento ethile. Andazi ngenene ukuba bathini. Owu! Leya ntombazana isuka Izikhumba . Ungumdlali olungileyo. Ndiyavuya ukubona esebenza.
• Ngoku sikwindawo ethile enekhephu noJon Snow (ndiyazi lo mlinganiswa!) Lo mboniso udutyulwa kwiindawo ezininzi ezahlukeneyo. Kufuneka ibize kakhulu. Cinga ukuba zingaphi iintsana zamatywina abanokuzigcina ngale mali. Banokulungisa imbalela yaseCalifornia ngohlahlo-lwabiwo mali lwe-GOT.
• Ndadikwa ndaza ndaqalisa ukujonga umsebenzi kaJack Black. Ndifanele ndibona ngokwenene Kung Fu Panda 2 .
• Ingxolo yangasemva ngamazwi ahlukeneyo kuphela. Luhlobo lokuthuthuzela. Ndiyaqala ukuziva ndisozela.
• Kukho umhlambi opheleleyo wamadoda akrwada ngoku. Ngumkhosi wedamn. Ngubani onikezela ngezinto Imidlalo yeethrone ngawo onke la madoda akrwada? Ngaba bonke bamelwe yiarhente efanayo?
• Omnye umntu wabethwa nje de wafa. Omnye umsebenzi wendoda e-scruffy, ngelishwa unqunyulwe.
• Kukho ukungaboni ngasonye phakathi kwale ntombazana -lijoni kunye noJon Snow. Ndibiza loo nto ngoku.
• Kukho okubonakala ngathi yi-ogre ngasemva kwegumbi kwaye wonke umntu uyothuka ngokungakhathali.
• Iplot twist: iZombi. Yintoni engenayo Imidlalo yeethrone unayo?
• Lo mbono uphela ubonakala ngathi liphupha elimanzi le- Uhamba efile fan. Lo mfo naye uthanda ngokwenene Imidlalo yeethrone naye , ngoku ndicinga ngayo.
• Ndiza kumphosa ngokupheleleyo uKit Harington kumdlalo bhanyabhanya owoyikisayo malunga nohlobo oluthuleyo, olune-nerdy oluza kuye ngexesha le-apocalypse ye-zombie.
• UJon Snow kunye nomphambukeli omhlophe bangena kumlo. Into eyothusayo iyenzeka ngamakrele abo kwaye badibana ngamehlo, kwaye okwesibini, ngubani owaziyo, mhlawumbi banokuba ngabahlobo. Mhlawumbi nabathandi. Usana olunenwele zikaJon kunye nomhlophe mhlophe ogqobhoza amehlo aluhlaza? Ukudinwa.

Siya… siyamanga?

• UJon utshabalalisa iqabane lobomi basemzini.
• UJon Snow unethamsanqa lokuba akukho zombi zimhlaselayo ngelixa ephefumla ngokukhawuleza.
• Krwela loo nto malunga nentombazana- igorha kunye noJon Snow, wakhathazwa ngabantwana be zombie.
• Oo shit, wonke umntu uvele wavuka, kodwa njengenxalenye yomnye umkhosi wamanye amazwe omhlophe. Onke anamehlo aluhlaza afanayo. Imethinks zikhangeleka ngcono ngaloo ndlela.
• Intombazana-yomkhosi nayo ivuselelwa njenge zombie. Amathemba am ngoJon Snow, umntwana onamehlo aluhlaza aphile.
• Ke uJon Snow kunye neqela lakhe elincinci bahamba ngesikhephe bethule cwaka kwaye kunjalo, kunzima.
• Isiphelo.