(Ifoto: siliconvalleyhbo.tumblr.com) Kule veki ku Intlambo yeSilicon , UJared Dunn wehla weza kuvuyisana noRichard, kodwa u-Erlich wamxelela ukuba athathe uhambo. Emva koko, umntu othile wayalela umphangi ogama linguMocachino, esenza ukuba abafana (kunye nawo wonke umntu abambe) bangonwabi. URichard no-Erlich badibana noPeter Gregory bayivuthela. URichard emva koko wagqiba kwelokuba angenise uJared ngaphakathi kuba kubonakala ngathi akukho mntu kwi-incubator uyazi ukuba angaliqhuba njani ishishini.
Ngomzamo wokucoca ivenkile, uJared wenza ukuba bonke abafana bachaze ixabiso labo kwinkampani. Intloko enkulu yazidubula elunyaweni ngokugxininisa izihlandlo eziphindaphindiweyo ukuba akabalulekanga kangako kwinkampani. URichard walwela iNtloko eNkulu, emva koko iNtloko enkulu yagqiba ekubeni ithathe isivumelwano nabantu abalambele ukuziphindezela uGavin Belson enze i-600,000 yeedola ngonyaka. Kodwa iNtloko enkulu ayizange iphelele ekubeni ngumngcatshi opheleleyo-uyeke ukutyibilika kuRichard ngasekupheleni kwesiqendu uHooli ngoku azama ukuphinda-phinda i-algorithm yakhe.
Nazi iingcinga zikaBetabeat.
MOCACHINO
UMolly: Makhe sithethe ngoMocachino. Indlela ebingonwabanga ngayo lonto umboniso?
UJack: Ndacinga ukuba i-nerd ixelela umntu ojiyileyo ukuba uyathandana naye ekuhlekiseni kokuqala kokunxibelelana kwakulula kancinci.
Jordyn: Njengoko indoda yemveli yaseIndiya yoyika ukunxibelelana ngesondo nomntu obhinqileyo.
UMolly: Yonke le nto ivele yabuyela emva kwiingcinga ezingakhange zongezwe kwixabiso. It wayenjalo Kakhulu xa uMocachino wawaqumbela amehlo kubo wathi, Thixo, ndiyamcaphukela uPalo Alto. Kwaye inyani yokuba wasebenzisa isikwere ukuqhubekeka i-AmEx kaRichard yayiyinto entle yokubamba.
Kuyamangalisa, nangona kunjalo, uMike Jaji ngokuqinisekileyo unento kubantu abanesitabane ababhinqileyo abasebenza ngesondo. UMaya Rudolph udlala ngoonongogo Idemokhrasi . Yinto engaqhelekanga yomsebenzi wakhe.
Jordyn: Ukungaqhelekanga. NjengoJosephine Baker esenza umdaniso webhanana.
UJack: Owu, ewe, umlinganiswa kaMaya Rudolph wayene-pimp egama lingu-UPGRAID.
UMolly: Ewe, bobabini abalinganiswa bakaMocachino kunye noMaya Rudolph banabaphathi abamnyama abangamadoda, nabo. Yintoni i lonto malunga? Kuyamangalisa. Njengazo, kuzo zonke iindlela zokwazisa abalinganiswa abamnyama bokuqala kulo mboniso, bekufanele ukuba kubhuntshe kwaye kuhluthwe?
UJack: Ekunene, njenge, Siza kumfumana njani umlinganiswa omnyama apha…
UMolly: Abazange bathethe nantoni na enomdla okanye eyaphukileyo nayo. Ngokwenene yayisomeleza nje iingcinga ezikhohlakeleyo. Kodwa mhlawumbi inqaku yayikukwenza abaphulaphuli bajonge ukwahlulahlula.
UJack: Baphoswa lithuba lokuyibeka ebusweni bethu, nangona kunjalo.
UMolly: Kulungile, njengakwisiqendu sokuqala se- Indoda ephambene xa i-maitre-d emhlophe ihlazisa iseva emnyama kwaye wenzelwe ukuba ufane, Wow, yile ndlela yayinjalo ngenene ngelo xesha, kwaye yoyikeka. Kule meko, akukho nanye kuloo magqabantshintshi entlalontle awayeqhubeka. Luhlobo oluthile nje, LOL A STRIPPER.
Ndiwuthandile umgca xa omnye wabafana enje, Umfazi wokuqala endamchukumisayo yayilinenekazi leposi. Kwaye bafana, I-post-man lady? Oko kwakubukrelekrele.
I-ERLICH: IPHELELE NGE-SHIT OKANYE IGENIUS?
UJack: Ndiyazibuza ukuba ngaba isiqephu ngasinye siza kubona uRichard elungisa okanye acacise u-Erlich. Imisebenzi ngokuchasene neWozniak, Teutonic vs Tectonic.
UMolly: Ndiyayithanda indlela wonke umntu abonakala eyazi ngayo ukuba u-Erlich ugcwele ikaka ngaphandle kukaRichard. Andazi ukuba kwakutheni ukuze uRichard amnyamezele. Wonke umntu uyazi ukuba usisithethi.
UJack: Ndicinga ukuba uRichard unoluhlu lwesibini lokuqonda. Njengaye, u-Erlich ugcwele ikaka, kodwa naye unale nto icace ngathi nguWu. Njengokuba into ye-esile inzima, kodwa ulungile ngokupheleleyo.
Jordyn: Kodwa ke kwafuneka ayichaze ngolu hlobo, Yeka ukuba yipussy, qala ukuba ngumqolo.
INTLANGANISO NOPETROS
Jordyn: Makhe sithethe ngentlanganiso kaRichard kunye noPeter Gregory apho asebenza khona njengomntu omtsha onobuhlungu, onobuhlungu ekholejini.
UMolly: Khange ufune nje ukumshukumisa? Njengokuba ndingazama ukuqala inkampani, ndingabonakala nayo ezinye uxwebhu ukubonisa oko. Kodwa enkosi uThixo uJared ubuyile. Aba bantu badinga umntu oza kubaxelela indlela yokubopha iqhina.
Jordyn: Emva koko uya ekhaya kwaye ajonge isicwangciso seshishini kwiWikipedia. Uhlobo lokuthanda into endiyenzayo ngalo lonke ixesha umntu endicela ukuba ndibhale inqaku kwi-bitcoin.
GABE UKUSUKA IOFISI
UJack: Ndiyathemba ukuba uJared uyaqhubeka nokuzama ukucacisa ukuba kutheni ebhityile. Ukuba ubonakala njengesiporho, okanye ebenesifo sokumosha.
Jordyn: Ndisaqhubeka ukumbiza ngokuba nguGabe [ukusuka IOfisi ] engqondweni yam. Ndikwacinga ukuba isimilo sakhe ngokufanayo siyafana noGabe.
UMolly: Uyakhumbula ukuba sambona kwisikhululo seenqwelomoya eshiya i-SXSW?
Jordyn: Ewe! Wajonga esinqeni.
UMolly: Wayene-arc emfutshane Veep apho wayedlala khona kakhulu iesile. Ndimthanda ngcono xa emhle kwaye engaziphakamisi.
UJack: Ndicinga ukuba eyona nto ndiyithandayo kwesi siqendu yiNtloko eNkulu ngokuzibulala kwintlanganiso noRichard noJared. Qhubeka ngokugxininisa indlela angabalulekanga ngayo.
UMolly: Mhlawumbi uyenze ngenjongo kuba ukhetha unxweme eHooli kunokuba akhe into esemgangathweni ongaphantsi.
UJack: Kwaye ke bamhambise ehamba bethetha into ephindaphindayo. Yinto elula nje, kodwa bayikhuphe kakuhle.
Jordyn: Kwenziwe kakuhle kakhulu.
EZINYE IIMPAWU ZITSHALE
UMolly: Ndingatsho nje ukuba ndiyamcaphukela umfana onenwele ezinde kunye neeglasi, uGilfoyle? Uyinto encinci.
Jordyn: Uthetha ukuba iBill Hader yendoda elihlwempu?
UJack: Ndiyathandana naye. Kodwa inkqubo yakhe rant yayilungile. Ndicinga ukuba uninzi lweenkqubo zivakalelwa yindlela enza ngayo.
UMolly: Ewe, ewe, nkqu neyona mediocre phakathi kwabo yenza kathathu into eyenziwa ngabantu abaninzi ukuze ndingaziva kakubi kubo konke konke.
Ndiyayithanda iDinesh. U-dick, kodwa uyahlekisa.
Jordyn: Ndiyayithanda indlela uDinesh aqhekeze ngayo uGilfoyle kudliwanondlebe naye.
UMolly: Yayiyinto ehlekisayo leyo. Lindani, bafana, UGilfoyle ebengenile IiFreaks kunye neeGeeks :
Kodwa ujongeka eyi-IRL eqhelekileyo: (Ifoto nge-IMDb)
Jordyn: INTONI? Lowo NGUYE?
UMolly: Siyavuyisana naye ngokungakhange abonakale njengoGilfoyle.
Kwakuhlekisa ukuba uDinesh noGilfoyle baxabana nje kwaye bonke abantu bahlukane ngalo lonke ixesha, kodwa iBig Head kunye noRichard abanako ukuzizisa ukuba bagxeke. URichard akakwazi ukudubula iNtloko enkulu. Intloko enkulu ayinakuze ixoke ubuxoki obumhlophe malunga nexabiso layo kwinkampani.
UJack: Ndiyayithanda i-PTSD kaJared Dunn ngaphezulu kukaGavin Belson. Ukucela imvume yokuya kwindlu yangasese, ndicela uxolo ngokulala.
UKUBA SISIBONELELO
UMolly: UGavin Belson uyinut, ndiyayithanda. Ndiyayithanda indlela acetyiswa ngayo ngumcebisi wakhe kwezomoya, ezandleni ezikhanyiselweyo, intiyo inokuba sisixhobo sotshintsho olukhulu. Owu, uvumelekile ukuba ukhohlakele ngenxa yokuba kufanelekile kwaye ungaphezulu.
UJack: Kuya kufuneka ukuba ibe yiTED Talk.
UMolly: Kananjalo, kwakumnandi xa uGavin Belson esithi kwisandi sakhe esikhulu uSiri, Dlala uJohn Lennon's 'Imagination' xa evakalelwa ngumzuzu obuzayo, kwaye kwakungathi, Ngoku kudlala: UJohn Wayne, 'Kwindlu enkulu.' Kwahlekisa kakhulu ukubona i-tech bigwig inomsindo ofanayo wobushushu sonke esinayo xa uSiri engasiqondi kakuhle.
Ngapha koko, olo yayiluhlobo lomxholo wesiqendu: ukhohlakele okanye ukhohlakele ukuze wenze into elungileyo. Kulungile kule meko kuthetha ukwenza imali, kunjalo. Kodwa ubuncinci u-Erlich uphambi kwayo kwaye uthi, Kuya kufuneka ube yimpundu. Kuqhwalela ngathi uzenza into embi kuba ukhanyisiwe.
Jordyn: Ndifumene ingqondo yokuba URICHard NGOKUGQIBELA wayifumana ekugqibeleni, xa uGilfoyle wayefuna izabelo zeNtloko Enkulu. Kwaye uRichard wayefana, ndiyazifumana! Leyo yayiyindawo yakhe yokuphumelela.
Ngokuqinisekileyo yaqhekeza i-monotony ye-nerdiness engapheliyo.
UJack: Kwaye ngoku uHooli uza kubamba ialgorithm yakhe! I-Hooli ifana nabahlali kwi-movie ye-Goodburger, eMondoburger.
IWWBHD
UMolly: Njani ngeNtloko enkulu? WTF? Yintoni eningayenza nina bantu kwimeko enjalo? Thatha i-600k yeedola okanye usebenze nomhlobo wakho? Wonke umntu ufuna ukucinga ukuba angasebenza nomhlobo wakhe kwaye akhe into entsha, kodwa lukhetho olunzima kangako.
Jordyn: Ndiyathetha, ekugqibeleni ayisiyiyo yonke into emalini? Nokuba sizama kangakanani ukuba sibe nemibono, konke malunga nemali ekugqibeleni. Oku kufana nesincoko sikaKarl Marx vs John Stuart Mill ekwakufuneka ndibhale kunyaka wokuqala kwikholeji.
UJack: Iqela lonke lifuna aphume.
Jordyn: Ewe, iNtloko enkulu ayinakuzixabisa.
UMolly: Ndicinga ukuba uyonqena uhlobo. Ufuna nje ukudada. Ngokuqinisekileyo uthatha isivumelwano seHooli kuba siyakufuna umsebenzi omncinci jikelele, akanamdla wokuguqula nantoni na. Unomdla wokuzinza kunokungena kwisiqalo esitsha kumgangatho ophantsi.
UJack: Kwaye uphumelele intliziyo kaMocachino, masingamlibali. Ungumlinganiswa oxabisekileyo nobalulekileyo abaza kubuphucula kwaye bamgcine.
UMolly: Owu, ewe, waya endlwini yakhe. Wayazi njani ukuba uhlala phi?
Jordyn: Ndicinga ukuba kuninzi ekufuneka sikufundile malunga neNtloko eNkulu.
UJack: Andikholelwa ukuba i-Nipple Alert ayimenzanga usozigidi.
UMolly: Ingayenza njani lonto Umsebenzi?
Jordyn: Iidrones mhlawumbi.
UJack: I-Bitcoin
Tune kule veki izayo xa sincamathisela iiwigi kwizikrini zethu zikamabonakude ukwenza ngathi kukho abantu ababhinqileyo abaphindaphindayo.
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